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  1. Happy b-day, cuz.

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    2. Stormfury 🌩️

      Stormfury 🌩️

      "Oh-ee-yeah (Tale Spin) / Oh-ee-yoh (Tale Spin),

      Friends for life, through thick and thin,
      With another tale to spin."
    3. Sparklefan1234

      Sparklefan1234

      @Stormfury 🌩️ You’re “Colt Cloudkicker”. B)

    4. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      I'm your COUSIN?!!?>

      I never knew this. Does this mean I owe you money? It usually does, and it better not.

      Because the only value I have to my name are this giant, fist-sized, precut, clear rocks. And I can't even see what value there would be in a see through gem that ain't even got any color to it.

       

       I've never caught anything of Tailspin. ... probably, mostly because that sounds like some sort of suspicious maneuver in the Furry Fandom.

      But I must reassert that I'm not Monkey Uncle! I may be an uncle and prone to monkeying around.... but never both simultaneously. ... i'm working on keeping the body hair, smell and habit of leaving my own filth around. But other than that, yes, I do have the physique of an orangutan

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      You’re “Colt Cloudkicker”

      "Coltkicker" sounds like an arrestable offense in Equestria.

      "Hai, I'm here helping out to see if I can get my Cutie Mark in-" /PUNT!  *tinkles into a star in the distant sky*

  2. *Hug*

    1. Randimaxis

      Randimaxis

      Thank you; it fits perfectly.  {:)

  3. Can Paul Blart: Mall Cop dance?

    1. Yoshi89

      Yoshi89

      "I BELIEVE IN MAGIC!"

  4. Had sum pogger brownies. Fucking love chocolate diabeetus. :kirin:

    1. Tacodidra

      Tacodidra

      There are very few better things than chocolate! :pinkie: I'd love to have some too... :nom:

  5. Why do people always complain about Taco Bell when it gives them diarrhea/an upset stomach? Because bomb tacos - that's why! :ButtercupLaugh:

    1. Kyoshi

      Kyoshi

      Taco Bell has never done that to me. Then again I dont eat much from there. :wacko:

    2. Yoshi89

      Yoshi89

      It depends on the location. There's a Taco Bell near where I work that usually doesn't agree with me, but others closer to my house are okay.

    3. Stormfury 🌩️

      Stormfury 🌩️

      I love Subway. I can't resist a 2 for $10 deal rn.

  6. Shiny Pokemon in Pokemon GO right now:

    • Party Hat Bulbasaur
    • Party Hat Charmander
    • Party Hat Squirtle
    • Pidgey / Pidgeotto / Pigeot
    • Spearow / Fearow
    • Flying, Floating Pikachu
    • Zubat / Golbat / Crobat
    • Ledyba / Ledian
    • Yanma / Yanmega
    • Wingull / Pelipper
    • Swablu / Altaria
    • Drifloon / Drifblim
    • Pidove / Tranquill
    • Ducklett / Swanna

  7. Llewellyn Duck is not evil. Change my mind.

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    2. Sparklefan1234

      Sparklefan1234

      @Stormfury

      Best Princess: Rapunzel

      Best Female Character: Judy Hopps

      Best Male Character: Donald Duck

      Best TV Character: Della Duck

      Best Hero: Darkwing Duck

    3. Stormfury 🌩️

      Stormfury 🌩️

      I can strongly get behind that.

    4. Sparklefan1234

      Sparklefan1234

      Favorite pilot: "Darkly Dawns the Duck" (Darkwing Duck) 

      Favorite finale:..I don't think I have one. :huh:

  8. I asked God when will He bless us with a new Shrek movie?

    1. SpittyPie2005⚡️⚡️

      SpittyPie2005⚡️⚡️

      Shrek 5 was suppose to come out in 2019.

    2. Stormfury 🌩️

      Stormfury 🌩️

      The Gods will allow Shrek 5.

  9. Mom's spaghetti...there's the yeti...

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    2. Stormfury 🌩️

      Stormfury 🌩️

      Garlic knots and tater tots...

    3. Will Guide

      Will Guide

      I freaking love spaghetti! Why wasn't I invited?

    4. Sparklefan1234
  10. It's almost the 4th - DON'T drink and drive! :BrightMacContent:

    1. Splashee

      Splashee

      I read that as "Don't drink and Draw"!

       

      Then something like this would happen:
       

      Spoiler

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      (I didn't drink though!)

    2. Kujamih

      Kujamih

      Paparapa the rapper on weed

  11.  

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    2. You
    3. You

      You

      14,515,912 views
      :wacko:
    4. You

      You

      Buttercup: No, no, no. You always hear lyrics wrong. It's (Singing) Oh, the itsy bitsy spider went out for sauerkraut!

      Bubbles: No, no, no, Buttercup. I don't think the spider went out for sauerkraut.  It went up the water spout.

       

  12. Green tea. Press (Y) to drink!

    1. You

      You

      ...press between the legs?

    2. Kujamih

      Kujamih

      I see what you did there

    3. Kujamih

      Kujamih

      I see what you did there

  13. It's too hot today. Please September come quick.

    1. Woohoo

      Woohoo

       

    2. EpicEnergy

      EpicEnergy

      I hope tomorrow is cooler for you. :fluttershy:

  14. “Everyone wants some magical solution for their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.”

    1. EpicEnergy

      EpicEnergy

      Yep, that's a problem. :o