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Status Updates posted by Stormfury 🌩️

  1. Happy b-day, cuz.

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    2. Stormfury 🌩️

      Stormfury 🌩️

      "Oh-ee-yeah (Tale Spin) / Oh-ee-yoh (Tale Spin),

      Friends for life, through thick and thin,
      With another tale to spin."
    3. Sparklefan1234


      @Stormfury 🌩️ You’re “Colt Cloudkicker”. B)

    4. Widdershins


      I'm your COUSIN?!!?>

      I never knew this. Does this mean I owe you money? It usually does, and it better not.

      Because the only value I have to my name are this giant, fist-sized, precut, clear rocks. And I can't even see what value there would be in a see through gem that ain't even got any color to it.


       I've never caught anything of Tailspin. ... probably, mostly because that sounds like some sort of suspicious maneuver in the Furry Fandom.

      But I must reassert that I'm not Monkey Uncle! I may be an uncle and prone to monkeying around.... but never both simultaneously. ... i'm working on keeping the body hair, smell and habit of leaving my own filth around. But other than that, yes, I do have the physique of an orangutan



      You’re “Colt Cloudkicker”

      "Coltkicker" sounds like an arrestable offense in Equestria.

      "Hai, I'm here helping out to see if I can get my Cutie Mark in-" /PUNT!  *tinkles into a star in the distant sky*

  2. *Hug*

    1. Randimaxis


      Thank you; it fits perfectly.  {:)

  3. Can Paul Blart: Mall Cop dance?

    1. Yoshi89



  4. Had sum pogger brownies. Fucking love chocolate diabeetus. :kirin:

    1. Tacodidra


      There are very few better things than chocolate! :pinkie: I'd love to have some too... :nom:

  5. Why do people always complain about Taco Bell when it gives them diarrhea/an upset stomach? Because bomb tacos - that's why! :ButtercupLaugh:

    1. Kyoshi


      Taco Bell has never done that to me. Then again I dont eat much from there. :wacko:

    2. Yoshi89


      It depends on the location. There's a Taco Bell near where I work that usually doesn't agree with me, but others closer to my house are okay.

    3. Stormfury 🌩️

      Stormfury 🌩️

      I love Subway. I can't resist a 2 for $10 deal rn.

  6. Shiny Pokemon in Pokemon GO right now:

    • Party Hat Bulbasaur
    • Party Hat Charmander
    • Party Hat Squirtle
    • Pidgey / Pidgeotto / Pigeot
    • Spearow / Fearow
    • Flying, Floating Pikachu
    • Zubat / Golbat / Crobat
    • Ledyba / Ledian
    • Yanma / Yanmega
    • Wingull / Pelipper
    • Swablu / Altaria
    • Drifloon / Drifblim
    • Pidove / Tranquill
    • Ducklett / Swanna

  7. Llewellyn Duck is not evil. Change my mind.

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    2. Sparklefan1234



      Best Princess: Rapunzel

      Best Female Character: Judy Hopps

      Best Male Character: Donald Duck

      Best TV Character: Della Duck

      Best Hero: Darkwing Duck

    3. Stormfury 🌩️

      Stormfury 🌩️

      I can strongly get behind that.

    4. Sparklefan1234


      Favorite pilot: "Darkly Dawns the Duck" (Darkwing Duck) 

      Favorite finale:..I don't think I have one. :huh:

  8. I asked God when will He bless us with a new Shrek movie?

    1. SpittyPie2005⚡️⚡️


      Shrek 5 was suppose to come out in 2019.

    2. Stormfury 🌩️

      Stormfury 🌩️

      The Gods will allow Shrek 5.

  9. Mom's spaghetti...there's the yeti...

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    2. Stormfury 🌩️

      Stormfury 🌩️

      Garlic knots and tater tots...

    3. Will Guide

      Will Guide

      I freaking love spaghetti! Why wasn't I invited?

    4. Sparklefan1234
  10. It's almost the 4th - DON'T drink and drive! :BrightMacContent:

    1. Splashee


      I read that as "Don't drink and Draw"!


      Then something like this would happen:



      (I didn't drink though!)

    2. Kujamih


      Paparapa the rapper on weed


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    2. You
    3. You


    4. You


      Buttercup: No, no, no. You always hear lyrics wrong. It's (Singing) Oh, the itsy bitsy spider went out for sauerkraut!

      Bubbles: No, no, no, Buttercup. I don't think the spider went out for sauerkraut.  It went up the water spout.


  12. Green tea. Press (Y) to drink!

    1. You

      You between the legs?

    2. Kujamih


      I see what you did there

    3. Kujamih


      I see what you did there

  13. It's too hot today. Please September come quick.

    1. Woohoo



    2. EpicEnergy


      I hope tomorrow is cooler for you. :fluttershy:

  14. “Everyone wants some magical solution for their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.”

    1. EpicEnergy


      Yep, that's a problem. :o