JonasDarkmane

Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected

To take certain duties on board

The future is littered with prizes

And though I'm the main addressee

The point that I must emphasize is

You won't get a sniff without me!

So prepare for the coup of a lifetime!

Be prepared for murkiest scam!

Meticulous planning, tenacity spanning

Decades of denial, is simply why I'll

Be king undisputed, respected, saluted

and seen for the wonder I am

Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared

Be prepared!