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Status Updates posted by JonasDarkmane

  1. I was like a child receiving candy for the first time


    1. JonasDarkmane


      I bumbled like a fool all nervous. :please: But he did receive the Icelandic Sagas from the event :D

  2. Off to see Jordan Peterson. I hope I can get a photo of us two together. 

    1. Nature Tune

      Nature Tune

      .....Who’s that :sealed:

    2. Catpone Cerberus

      Catpone Cerberus

      I am little envious too :twi: Good luck with the photo. 

  3. The group is not more important than the individual. 

    1. Twiggy


      Except when the individual is being "that guy." You know the one. The guy that power chugs most of the expensive imported beer at the party, leaving only Coors for the rest of us.

      Fuck that guy.

    2. JonasDarkmane


      Sometimes, you just have to part ways with your Icelandic Arctic Pale Ale. Besides, you will just show up at that fuckers house one day he is holding a party and chug all his expensive beer c;þ 

  4. 73 is a pretty nice number. Though I still like 32 and 42 more. It just sounds better to me. 


    First world problems


    1. 碇 シンジン

      碇 シンジン

      Lol at this rate next some guys ask if their family has a diversity problem because they share the same ethnicity

  6. I know what you did













    1. Lightwing


      I know what you did as well ! 

      ...You like me a lot :crackle: 

    2. JonasDarkmane


      I have NOTEiced 



  7. Today a most beautiful dog of my family passed away. Having been with us for many years and fathering many more puppies for other families to take care of, he certainly was a dog to behold. 

    Rest in piece Wayne. 

    Born: 04.03.2007

    Died: 25.05.2018


    1. Catpone Cerberus

      Catpone Cerberus

      Rest in peace beautiful dog. 

  8. An angry Tim. That is spicy. 



    1. PathfinderCS


      Never played the game, but that music is always classic to me. <3

    2. Anti-Villain
    3. JonasDarkmane


      @PathfinderCS I remember playing against him in KH2 and I never even got past his first health barrier. Usually, the end bosses are the hardest. This was not the case :P

  10. When you can't eat the food you normally do due to teeth whitening


    No really, it is pretty healthy. 

    1. Buzz


      *pushes McD's over the table*

    2. JonasDarkmane


      Does it have any sauce or anything that can color my teeth? 

  11. I remember playing this song on the piano, quite easily considering fast paced songs are my deal. My 2nd favorite after Hungarian Rhapsody no. 2 by Liszt. 


  12. All of Damascus has been cleansed of Islamic militants and is now fully under the control of the Syrian government. All of central Syria is now under the control of the government except for the most Eastern parts which are under the control of ISIS and the SDF/USA. 

    Now only the Northern and Southern parts of Syria remain, Daraa and Idlib. The Northern offensive will be the harder one not only due to all of the Islamic fighters that have gathered there over the years but also due to Turkey that has invaded the sovereign nation of Syria and is ready to defend rebel fighters. 

    In the South, Israel will undoubtedly do their best to try and stall an SAA advanced against ISIS and rebel fighters in the South around Daraa, but they will probably not go as far as Turkey as sending soldiers into the territory. 


    The process of the liberation/encirclement and defeat of ISIS in the Yarmouk of Damascus. 











    One more step has been taken to ending the civil war. 

  13. This is what I look like when I am angry


  14. USA, the masters of deflection.



    1. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Funny how no one cares when an israeli family is butchered just before a holiday, and there's cheering throughout the middle east.

      Granted however, Violence only begets more violence. 

    2. Twiggy


      I believe that if we got rid of AIPAC and made laws against people with duel citizenship holding elected office, then things like this would happen less.

      Does this make me an antisemite?

    3. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      There's a difference between being anti something and being cautious. Do i condone that attack? No. I don't condone any attacks save for self defense. But what irks me is that israel is so deeply scrutinized by the left while they ignore what the arabs do around there.  It's selective broadcasting at its finest.

      Having said that, what Israel did was unbelievably stupid and is only going to stir the pot more against them. I think everyone in the damn area needs to have a drink from their spill proof mugs with the BIG handles, and take it easy.

  15. I recommend that people give this a watch. Quite educational (about history). Also it tells you a bit more about my country ;)



    1. PiratePony


      If ye could make fish n chips better than them, I would side with you. However, since you cannot, I will side with the Britains. 


      JK I'll check it out later - looks interesting.

    2. Buzz


      *uses chair minigun on you*

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  16. Just before I go to sleep ;)


    1. JonasDarkmane


      Jordan is a favorite, but I only like Ben from time to time :P


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  18. Got myself my first car. A toyota Aygo. 

    It's a nice car. 


    1. Twiggy


      Whatever you do, don't drift at more than 40 kph until you know what you're doing. You do not want to roll it off a hill into someone's backyard.

    2. 碇 シンジン