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Celestia is better than Santa.
(Art by StravyVox)
How goes it, my crowd?
Best Princess Celestia wanted me to write letters to the mane six this holiday season, and so I shall.
TO TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
SpoilerDear Princess Twilight Sparkle,
Hello from Japone! I truly believe your quest to spread friendship far and wide is the most noble quest of them all. I also admire your great affinity for magic and education.
As a pony with magic fire powers, I do hope to learn magic the same way you have some day. My daily routines and purification rituals really do help, but I sure would love to learn some new skills. If I wasn't duty bound to protect Japone, maybe I could travel the world like you do. If you have a list of recommended readying, preferably for those that want to improve their magical abilities or for those that want to learn about foreign lands, I'd appreciate the suggestions. Maybe one day I can send you a book about Japone.
Faithfully in your service,
Samurai Equine.TO RAINBOW DASH:
SpoilerDear Rainbow Dash,
Forgive me for saying the obvious, but you are AWESOME!
I all ready have a weakness for any creature that can fly, and from what I've heard, you're the best flier there is. I've also heard you're very athletic too; a regular action pony! I'm a pony of action as well. Maybe some day, we could have a sparing session! Although, if you're not into friendly fighting, perhaps we could do something else. Maybe my magical fire powers could help make your next show better? I can make rings of fire for you to fly through, or explosive fireworks to get the crowd hyped! ...Provided you can get the clearance from the Wonderbolts, of course. We'll think of something and work on it together!
Your fellow athlete,
Samurai EquineTO PINKIE PIE:
SpoilerDear Pinkie Pie,
Greetings! It sure is nice to write to you. I heard you're an excellent party pony that can get others laughing and having fun! That sounds wonderful! That's why this letter is aligned to the right. Isn't that random~? I hope you get a laugh out of it!
I am not always very good at humor. Where I come from, there is such a thing as joking too much. It's rude to try and act so casual to your superiors, unless they welcome you to be casual with them first. Still, to grant others the ability to smile is truly a remarkable talent. I work hard in my homeland so that everypony has a place where they can smile and be safe! We have different ways of doing things, but I feel like we genuinely understand each other. I hope that we can meet each other some day. ...What do you mean you're all ready here? ...What's a party cannon?
Wishing you many smiles and a brighter tomorrow,
Samurai Equine.TO RARITY:
SpoilerDear Ms. Rarity,
Salutations from Japone. I have heard of your exploits as a great fashion designer; is it true? I have heard that your business isn't just about clothes, it's about the happiness that it brings when somepony finds an outfit that connects with their soul. I think this quite the noble endeavor.
Have you ever made traditional Japonies clothes before? If you wish, I can send you patters, materials, and basic guides on how to make them. Perhaps you would be interested in making designer Japonies clothes some day? I don't know if I can afford the best outfits you can make, however, I would be honored to be the first pony in Japone to wear and represent your fashion line. Perhaps a dazzling haori, an eye-catching pair of hakama, or an outstanding jinbaori! ...Forgive me, I got ahead of myself. You might not even be use to making clothes for stallions. Whatever you wish to do fine by me. I hope your clothing continues to help out others in the future.
Your fashion admirer,
Samurai EquineTO APPLEJACK:
SpoilerDear Applejack,
Hello to you and your Apple family. Do you have a relative named Ringo? Ringo is the Japonies word for Apple.
I have heard much about your work ethic, and I feel like we may be kindred spirits. I also know what it's like to wake up at very early hours and dedicate an entire day to hard work. Your honesty is also very admirable. I try my hardest never to lie whenever possible. I'd rather face the world with an honest heart and true compassion. There are others out there who lie about a lot of things; even the kindness they show to others is a lie. Why is honesty so hard? I hope some day I too can enjoy one of your delicious apple pies or apple fritters~. Never give up, Applejack! Good luck.
Your fellow hard worker,
Samurai EquineTO FLUTTERSHY:
SpoilerDear Fluttershy,
Thank you for reading this letter. I've heard how hard it is for you to socialize and make friends, and I hope this is easier than meeting face-to-face. Forgive me if a right-aligned letter is hard to read...
I've heard you are really good at helping ponies find a pet! Is this true? Do you think you could help me find a pet? I really have no idea where to begin! At first, I wanted a dragon as a pet to compliment my magic fire powers, but I'm pretty sure that would just make them angry. Dragons don't want to be pets. I live with tanuki's, but they are also very intelligent. They hold down jobs and help out our society. I don't think they want to be pets either. Do you have any suggestions? I would be forever grateful for your help, if you'd be willing to offer any advice.
A future pet owner,
Samurai EquineTO SPIKE:
SpoilerDear Spike,
Hello from Japone! I was only told to write to Princess Twilight and her friends, but I decided I wanted to write to you as well. I wouldn't want anyone to feel left out.
I've heard you're a dragon that likes comic books and super heroes! That's so amazing. However, I think I have a different kind of comic book you might be interested in. Have you ever heard of manga? It's a comic from Japone. They have all kinds of stories about super heroes, adventures, life, and more~! I know Princess Twilight would most likely prefer that you read books, but I don't mind sending you something fun instead. Maybe you might learn something from manga after all. I hope that we can meet some day and compare our magical fire abilities.
Your next friend,
Samurai EquineJust thought I'd have a little bit of fun before I go celebrate my uncle's birthday tomorrow.
Goodnight, my crowd.
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Thank you, my friend! It's very divine.
I just randomly felt like doing it.
I had to fudge it a little since I didn't have any random ideas for AJ's letter, but I think it came out okay.
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