Samurai Equine

Sunny as a Samurai?! Yes please!! 

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 "Twilight."

"Yes, Princess? What can I help you with?" 

 "I want to make Parasprites illegal."

"Very funny, Princess. *Laugh*" 

"...But I really don't think that's possible." 

 "Twilight!"

"?!" 

 "Do I look like I'm joking?"

"Uh.. Um..." 

 "I am the Princess, and I say I want Parasprites gone!"

"...C-Celestia?" 

 "Twilight!!"

"*Eep!* Please calm down!" 

 "I am declaring WAR on Parasprites!"

"But-- But-- But--!" 

 "NO!"

"We--!" 

 "I am the law!"

"But Princess, please--!" 

 "I am Princess!"

 "I am law!"

"But we can't!" 

 "TWILIGHT!!!"

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This joke, which took too long to set up BTW, is based on this video:

Take care, my crowd.