Samurai Equine

Well what do you know! I finally figured it out! 

For some reason, I could not see emojis as colors or anything. They were just flat pieces of text, and half of them appeared as blank boxes. I was originally blaming my old computer, but there has been updates for Windows 7 to make mobile and other emojis visible, and I all ready had those updates installed.

Turns out, it was just Chrome being weird. I've installed a Chrome extension that fixes everything! Never under estimate the power of "Just Google it."