Samurai Equine

No. Thought out it, though. Kabuki is so cool. However, TPAM definitely wears makeup.

Thrive on it.

Pie.

Blurp.

These don't look like the Double Stuffed I remember...

@Kronos the Revenant ... The stranger practically face hooves. "You still don't get it, do you? I'm Daring Decor! Owner of Daring Decor? I'm the one that's been stealing plans from my rival company and sabotaging their business!" The stallion introduces himself. "And now I've finally been found out. So how much are they paying you? Because I can always pay double, if it means you'll walk away and pretend this never happened." @Windy Breeze "Well, for this specific building, you've got the upstairs all to yourself. It's pretty much a full house. Bedroom, bath, kitchen, dining room, living room, and a few extra rooms. A little luxurious for one pony, as I've been told. Some times two or three ponies share the same apartment without too much trouble. Below you, there's currently no one living there. But there are multiple buildings, and most of them have occupants. I think I all ready pointed to the one where I live with my wife and youngest daughter." He points it out again, which is just across the way. "And over there, my kids older kids live." He points out the other building next to it, again. @Astral Vision, @Dynamo Pad, @Pastel Heart, @ExplosionMare Samurai just nods his head, both apologetically and gratefully. Grateful for the pity applause/laughter he got. "Kirby? Party pony?" Samurai tilts his head, not recognizing these ponies they are talking about. But his attention is shaken at something Pastel says. "What?! EAT?! Why would I eat any pony?! That sounds terrible...!" Samurai says, horrified at the idea of eating somepony alive. Indeed, he has never played video games before, otherwise he would have understood the reference. Samurai also sees the image of Ugandan Knuckles that Pencil made. "...I have no idea what this is, but it speaks to me... Is this based on anime?" Samurai stares at it, as if trying to figure out a mental enigma. Yep, he is one of those friends that has truly missed out on alot.

Ninja battle.

dancing

Bottle.

Sometimes. Mostly movies. Same?

Samurai Sparklefan.

Have you had that feeling For something so appealing And you honestly couldn't say why? There was a spring in your step Cause you're so full of pep. You were so happy, you could almost fly! Well those days might be gone Now you sing a different song But you'll never forget how it felt. Yes the memory will remain Through the joy and the pain. Yeah, you keep it tied close to your belt. And that's the reason you see Just as plain as can be That I have written down this verse. To quickly remind Through the power of rhyme. Don't forget, things could always get worse. Keep the fondest of memories And not as much of the tragedies As close as you can to your heart. They'll carry you through. Life is waiting just for you. That first step is where it will start.

Gosh dang it... Why do my favorite romance ballads have to be playing while I'm working?!

Not sure if I'm too late to the game or not, but here's some images I like... I love simple, flat color pieces like this. And I bet some don't even remember where this hilarious image comes from... And finally, just because I love to ship these two...

I spy with my eye a delicious looking pie. The reason for its presence, I don't why. But it won't hurt to eat some, so a slice I will try. Save the rest for my friends, cause I'm their ally. We'll eat it while airborne; pie in the sky! Have you ever had dessert while feeling so high? Now don't you fret; don't you cry. We'll all be safe, there's no way we'll die. We'll land safely, why would I lie? There's a million pie flavors, so don't say good bye. Let's try them all out before they go dry!

Yesterday, I changed my name and avatar and pretended to be a human samurai from the feudal era of Japan. Not my BEST prank, but I prefer pranks where no one has to get harmed or bothered except the person playing the prank. Good, clean, harmless fun. My display name at the time was "Samurai Human". It's kind of small, but this was the avatar I used: It's actually an actor famous for doing Japanese period pieces. This image was taken from the movie "Kamen Rider OOO Wonderful: The Shogun and the 21 Core Medals". The only thing I did to this image was adjust the angle (because the original image was tilted) and recolored the sword handle from purple to red. Because red is my favorite color.

Don't see why not.

Human Heart.

Sense your opponent's moves before they act.

Haman Mare.

Nope! But I have cheese cake. TPAM has recently gone for a walk/jog/run outside.

The power to make everything Japanese with a JAPANIZING BEAM!!! ...I'm gonna need that power back when you're done with it.