Starlight Fan

EEK! TWILIGHT'S A CHANGELING! I HAVE TO TELL TWILIGH- wait, Starlight, calm down, calm down, we can fix this Hi.. Twilight... it's nice to.. see you? Alright, look. I know you're not Twilight, and you could easily go back to Chrysalis and get us all killed, but why not give friendship a chance? I know you need to accept your dark side and weaknesses. But you shouldn't let them take over you, and my friends have helped me make sure it won't happen to me! I don't ever want to feel how I felt when I realised I was wrong! Forcing other ponies to do your bidding just isn't right! The real Twilight taught me this! And I can help you! You just need to find some love, and share it! I hope that worked OOC: Ah, alright, I'll do one last reply. Guess I was silly to reactivate the thread as well! Haha silly me, telling people off for doing something then doing it myself! If anyone else wants to take up on being Starlight, be my guest!

OOC: I forgot this existed, it hadn't been active for 2 years yknow, I actually came back to "delete" it (edit the OP), but I felt bad not replying to all these people! So, I'll respond to the current set of questions just for fun! Maybe someone else can take on the role of Starlight? It was amazing! And scary. I didn't think I could do it, and I'm still amazed that I could, to be honest. I'm not sure what I would've done without Trixie there. And those other guys too. Witchcraft? I'm not sure what that is! Maybe I should ask Twilight, I'm sure she has a book on it. Spike says she has a book on everything, and I'm pretty sure that's true from what I've seen! I used to think that Twilight was only trying to ruin everything I built, and that she didn't understand me, but I see her perspective now. I still think that humiliating me in front of my entire village was not the best way to fix things though... I've put those ideals behind me, I hope you can too... I just don't like talking about my past! Depends on what you mean by deep south. Do they have good lighting there? Is there a village dedicated to creating lighting fixtures?! Maybe I could get Trixie a custom lamp for her birthday in her image, since she likes to say she lights up the room wherever she goes... Oh, I wouldn't try to do that anymore! I'm a changed pony! Just ask Twilight! She'll tell you! Do the ponies of Equestria still not forgive me? Pinkie helped me apologise to her, ponies in this town are so forgiving! I still think using magic to make cakes is much more convenient, but using baking utensils is actually a lot more enjoyable!

wow look at how things have changed For some reason I come back here every three months, so here I am. According to the power of power, I win for the next 5 pages >inb4 all the new members wonder who I am

Hey guys! I got inspired to give Internet Explorer another chance. Today is the 19th of May, and it's the day that the haters finally see that browser isn't as slow as they thought! Yep. I managed to win without even posting! Yee! You're still alive! For now! What do you mean it's already August

Oh that was drawn by the person who made "Recall the time of No Return"? Wowza geez they're good at everything *wins again*

Did you just post a picture of threats towards ducks? How could you? Ducks are sacred creatures! WITH THE POWER OF DUCK I ANNOUNCE I WIN

but only dank memes only taking memes if they're dank enough

Nay! With the power of Yee I declare that I ALWAYS win! Technically speaking though, everyone has won at one point or another. Everyone has been last poster at one point or another. So maybe it isn't a competition of who is the last poster currently... it's who's the last poster the most. *gasps*

yee! went through a few pages. the thread isn't quite the same nowadays but eh at least it looks like we still have some memes here

THE LAST TIME I POSTED IN THIS THREAD WAS OCTOBER LAST YEAR BUT NOW I AM BACK TO WIN AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD- *people begin staring at me* It's me! I was appointed Thread Bard like 500 pages ago or something like that! Yknow? Times? *still gets the blank stare* Sigh. Wait a minute... *takes out scroll of past display names* Prism? Does that ring a bell? Starlight? Sonata? That person who likes ducks? *people shake heads* Wait... I don't even recognise anyone anymore! I have some serious catching up to do... Just 200 pages to go. That's easy! GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO NOT DO ANY WORK BECAUSE I'VE GOT MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO TODAY HAHA Do y'all still have time ruling overlords and hypnotism and destruction and power tools and memes here? Cause that's literally the only reason why I logged back in. Either way... I win again

I just realised they misspelt Wavelength on the poster am i really late or

Oh, okay then. Just checking.

Stupid question, but does the interview have to be on a video call?

Hm. It wasn't dirty until you pointed that out. Goddamnit AI! I WILL SPAM AWEUOQIPUIEWQPDOAS*)!)£)(@!*_£)!@())A)(*VJHKLCDASDaGAAA@!U£IP!@£)(ASAYA)!@_*£(@D)(ASXKJLAHiqWPEWIQXAS

Guys, stop looking. We've found our staff writer.

Pixel wants me? Oh dear. I don't know if I can... I need experience anyway. Oh wait, I need experience to sign up... oh very dear Update: handed in form, saw the word "interview", instantly went "oh no what have I done" I am afraid of interviews hope I get the spot *awkwardly laughs*

*obligatory hi-I'm-back-again-what-did-I-miss* that's too deep man, too deep itunes is a loser and let the episode slip when it shouldn't've Whoo logic. See guys? Storm is the best. This result is non-debatable, AI. Sidenote: how did we only do two pages in this amount of time I remember back in the day we'd have like 5 pages in 1 night

okay

It's not like I can't do that. Besides, quality over quantity. Let me show you what I can do! *quickly runs over to deviantart to get a somewhat cooler physical form* *me and my clones begin singing 100 different songs at the same time at such volume that your ears will explode and fall off*

So I'm fighting against a clone army of myself? Fine then. *right-clicks an alternate version of myself and selects 'copy'* *pastes 99 times* Now I have a better clone army!