Starlight Fan

Meh. I don't feel like I fit in much over there, so thanks but no thanks. Okay then, I get the idea... There's a shopping mall called Popcorn in the Tseung Kwan O area of Hong Kong. The name signifies both the cinema inside the mall, and what the mall would hopefully be: a "Popular Corner".

According to the six posts above me, we're declaring random facts now. Or maybe I'm missing something... Er... My real name is... [sITE NOTICE] Sorry, we have encountered a technical error. Please try again later.

Because Storm stated on the profile that Mary-Sues are a weakness. And... your anti self would be I.A Pony. Much less interesting. Hey! Though I'm going to bed soon. I get tired easily. And your anti self... we all know what I'm going to do.

Hmm... In other news, I just thought of what my version of Anti-Stormgiggle would be like. Pink and yellow, and loves cats! And can do harmony magic! And would be super Mary-Sue! I think I'll call her... "Sunnycry".

damnit now I know I'm not going to win anything Oh well! XD

Oh well... *to self* Well, I could always be "Anti-Stormgiggle"... though that's probably only funny to me. WHY AM I SO UNFUNNY?!

Hello Storm! I'm trying to change my display name to something funny, witty or sarcastic that has some connection to the LPW thread. What do you suggest?

heh nobody read this

Storm! One of your best ideas yet! You should totally post the 999999th post, stating that they'd never reach their goal, you know for extra effect.

Considering my trackpad doesn't even work properly anymore (I have to slam it multiple times to actually click anything... glares at MacBook), 70 clicks was pretty good. I'll try it with a mouse later. If I remember. Which I probably won't.

Say what? *glows* Normal parties are still weird. Why thank you. I'm honoured. It's not mine, it's Stormgiggle's. But you're welcome. It is, you liar. Hey, I want one of those too! Hmm... let me see if 42 is still under my control. He could just give his pair to me. Just call me by my name, it's fine. And... go to A.I.'s house and destroy the blood samples to prevent the clone party. The idea of that creeps me out. Too late! 42 is under my control now!

Hey, I saw a bunch of late submissions, will they be judged or nah? I'm calculating my chances of winning, and the more submissions, the lower my chance will be XD

You don't have to call me Master. Though it feels very nice to have someone under my control... Oh yes! Stormgiggle has some very nice no-fat candy. Do have some! (I live in Hong Kong, for the record. It's pretty much a public secret by now.)

Yee!

Yey! See guys! Stormgiggle is the best! *awkwardly pats you in some sort of hug thing* Thank you!

Candy that won't make me fat! I already feel fat because everyone else seems to be as thin as a god-damn stick around here.

Probably hypnotise a bunch of people to love me and give me their money so I can buy candy that won't make me fat.

Of course this is Final Fantasy! Never trust what Dan says.

...yay?

I don't know. Erm... *insert a vaguely interesting topic here* It's much more fun when weird stuff happens at LPW.

Wait, but are you actually leaving though? I'll admit, the thread would be a fragment less interesting without you, you know. (But I won't give you my blood. Sorry.) You do deserve it, for being an awesome, dark alicorn-thing.

No, I only put that there to tick A.I. off. Just kidding. Yes, you're best pony. For now.

Wait, where did 42 go? I hypnotised him, he shouldn't be able to go anywhere...

It's not really me. It's me represented as a colourful horse. But thank you.

WHOAAAAAAAAAAAA *slowly begins wondering where you live* It'd be so weird if we lived in the same place XD Ah, perfect! Tell me where you live. So your location "Far, far away from the happy lands of Equestria there was forsaken, desolate land; a place where even demons feared to tread. Here the air was a malevolent force that sought to strangle the life out of any who dared trespass; and the ground was an endless sea of hateful malice. Only one jagged peak rose from this sea of destructive chaos, piercing the sky with pillars of inky black rock. Atop this mountain was a place of unfathomable evil, a dread castle whose architecture laughed in the face of basic physics. Each and every brick of this Celestia forsaken stronghold had been used to crush a small, adorable kitten to death before being neatly slotted into place. Only one man dared to claim dominion over this land, the dread necromancer Darkblade Stormgiggle." is across the world from where I live? Merci! Sadly, I didn't make it myself. I just added the background to a drawing someone made of Times.