Koukatsu

Nope, nope. I figured it out, mate. I'd intended to order pizza for lunch from the get-go, but now I understand the feeling I had. It was half cheese, half sausage/pepperoni. My half had the meat, but me and my flatmate traded a slice of each. The cheese was good, but the meat they used was poor quality, enough that my half was terrible. Not bad enough to waste my life fighting them for a refund, but not good enough to finish the pie.

So-the terminology 'mate' and 'flatmate' would lead me to believe you're a Brit. Is this thing so, or am I supposing erroneously?

I just say it because it sounds right when I reread things out loud. Also, not entirely sure how many M's are in roommate... But no, I'm not a Brit.