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I'm pretty sure it got its name because they threw a dagger off somewhere to mark the borders, or so the legends say.

It has the oldest building in all provinces, I know that much. A very famous tower that I forget it's name.

 

Behold, the native of Daggerfall (Breton).

 

Spoiler: Offensively bad image.

 

 

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Oh, that makes sense. Come to think of it, I'm not really sure how any of the various regions got their names...

Oldest building? That's new to me too.

Are you sure? Brentons always stuck me as more sophisticated.

Neither have I, but there is next to no information about it in most books throughout TES franchise.

I know! I tend to read all the books too, but it's very mysterious. All I know is that it had something to do with the Underking 

I certainly will.

Do you know the race which inhabit daggerfall?

Not necessarily related to Morrowind but I was about to google it recently.

I never played daggerfall... 

I'm always ready to give 42 a thrashing. lol

And I'm always ready to protect 42 from you miscreants!  

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If they don't see you, it's easy to overwhelm them.

Very true.

No, I don't really like magic.

Why not? 

Bwahaha ha! Oh that's the best and most random thing I've seen all day. xD

You're far too kind! 

But yeah, that's pretty much what happened. If you have any lore questions, I can answer them, I've played the game and studied up on lore.

I like the subtle strategic style.

 

I expected as much.

I tend not to be subtle in combat (except when I want to, I have high Sneak and Illusion, and sometimes sneak around and unleash silent magical destruction.) and my tactics usually consist of overwhelming the enemy with brute magical force while my minions distract them. 

Heh, yeah. You don't really do magic, do you?

Aww... D:

Oh hey Meson. How are you?

@@The Crimson Cross, 

Here's that morrowind lore you were asking about:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeSL66olUi4

I like sneaking around with a bow and the occasional sword fight. Magic's actually my least favorite form of combat.

 

What's your favorite school of magic? Conjuration?

I completely disagree. I almost never use bows. For me, nothing is as satisfying as toasting a few fools with fire and lightning spells.

You got it in one. Destruction is a close second. Rasing my enemies into undead slaves is my favorite thing to do, along with unleashing atronachs on an unsuspecting populace.

I know it's terrible, but that had to be somewhat of a joke.

 

Indeed. What's your favorite type of combat in Skyrim?

Okay, yeah. But it's still hilarious, considering what actually happens.

Magic combat, of course. There's nothing so entertaining as trading fireballs with a fellow wizard. But straight up killing everyone who can die in a town is a close second.

The combat is morrowind is so bad that this video isn't even a joke. It's a legitimate effort to make combat better.

Skyrim fights are fun.

Absolutely. Bethesda really polished it up over the years.

Love that Yoshi's Island music.

 

But yes, looks very boring.

So boring. You have no idea. But using your godly magics to breeze through combat makes it interesting.

Maybe so.

This will help you understand:

EDIT: Okay, this is the right video. 

Oh, that's not how you play game.

 

How...nice.

It's actually much more fun this way. If you played it, you'd understand.

Dagoth Ur is awesome. So much better then alduin. 

No, you haven't.

I cheated and used console commands to give my self the coolest gear. Of course, that's not what helped me win. What really made me a god was two things: Custom spell making, and the Royal Signet Ring.

Also, this:

Cinnamon allergy. Plus, it's part of an event.

You're allergic to Cinnamon? What a sad existence you must have. Cinnamon is pretty much the best thing ever.

You already told me that yesterday:

IT NEEDS TO BE SAID MORE THEN ONCE!!!  :=:

Seriously though, I honestly forgot.  Did I ever tell you about how I beat the game?

Also, Punicpunch, I finished Morrowind.

No, but I did find this not too long ago:

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What!? Why would you take Cinnamon!?

Congratulations. Now I never wanna sleep again.

Seriously? 

It doesn't mean it's possible.

Nope. Totally possible. I guess we'll have to agree to disagree.

I don't think it's possible at all.

That's just not true. You saw it yourself. 

I don't think it could...

Well, I'll concede it's very unlikely to happen, but I must insist that it could happen. It's possible.

What? It could happen! 

I don't remember most of them, but I made a horsepower one.

I don't know what to say, so I'll post this. 

100%.

What puns did you make?

And I was sat there making horse puns.

Seriously?