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MFW a republican said God told them to run for president.
Countess Noodle
You would have to have a resume that shows you've devoted your entire life to Yahweh and be a priest or something.
Storm Shine
Forgery. Boom. *Puts on sunglasses and ridiculously tall Pope Hat*
*both accessories disappear as I begin Rolling on the Floor, laughing my plot off*
Ashen Pathfinder
You'd have better luck tryin that with some Protestant preachers. Priesthood is a LOT more strict in that regard.