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lel. My favorite part of the bible is when a man can rape a woman, pay 50 shekels of silver to the dad and marry her. How moral, am I right?
Countess Noodle
Dat dilemma tho. XD
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Such dilemma. No good. Seafood fun. (yuck )
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"I could totally just snatch this woman to be my fucktoy for the night if I want, but I better not eat any shrimp while I'm at it or God will be pissed!"