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Gotta love it when your dog is taking a dump and he makes direct eye contact with you

This morning I woke up, grabbed some coffee, laid out my clothes for my shower I'm taking soon, and got ready for work only to realize that today is my 23rd birthday and my boss gave me the day off. Well, time for the annual hour of pones.

I just ate a chocolate bar shaped like male genitalia. I'm so proud of myself right now

Getting three teeth pulled is nothing short of a bitch.

All that glisters is not gold; Often have you heard that told: Many a man his life has sold But my outside to behold: Gilded tombs do worms enfold Had you been as wise as bold, Your in limbs, in judgment old, Your answer had not been in'scroll'd Fare you well: your suit is cold.' Cold, indeed, and labour lost: Then, farewell, heat and welcome, frost!

I've been writing all day. I should stop and take a break.... later...

I am the most hated heavy. I went 600 points with no kills using a festive sandvich and a scout with the boston basher.

My Hearth's Warming Story is completed! Take a gander on Fimfic!

Haven't been on in a while. Here I am! I guess! Ye!

Who is ready for the walmart bloodbath known as black friday?

I hate bronchitis.

Scored Second Place on the Nightmare Night contest! Sweet! It was awesome to participate! Congrats to SSTwins for 1st Place and NoodleBrony for 3rd Place!

Everyone around me voted yesterday. Everyone around me asks who I voted for yesterday. Everyone around me became shocked when I told them I didn't care for politics yesterday. What matters to me that it did not yesterday, is when I'll get my sandwich today.

You know what music is? God's little reminder that that there's something else besides us in the universe. a harmonic connection between all living beings. Everywhere; even the stars

Simply put; Beauty is bipolar

Happy Nightmare Night!

So, I decided to play Titan Fall for the first time ever. My reaction, you may ask? "IT'S GOT FRICKIN' LAZER BEAMS ATTACHED TO IT'S HEAD! WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO FRICKIN DO?!"

Quick question. What would you do if someone you knew decided to have a nervous break down due to the fact that he ate too many raw potatoes, beat the fuck out of two of his best friends, lit his house on fire, then proceeded to strip naked only to die a horrible death from the paws of a rabid squirrel?

I finished it! I should probably get to bed! But first, let me write a novel @u@

Just finished another story and stuck it up on Fimfic. Whew, I write too much xD

Ive been writing all damn afternoon. I need a break...... break is up time to get back to work!

You can't shine until you glow!

I'm taking part in the Nightmare Night writing contest! Wish me luck!

I'm alive, but I've been sick. Sorry for being inactive Dx

I find myself beating my head into a wall over, and over, and over again.... I didn't mean to.... why didn't I do it?! I FORGOT TO SAVE Dx