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retrosteamknight

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  1. Hello?

    *Walks down abandoned halls of the profile*

    It's dark in here.

    *noticeable echo*

    Anyone still here?

    Man, I haven't been here in a while.

    *Sits down, grabs custom Yamaha trombone. Begins playing Hey Ya! by OutKast in a slow and sad style in G minor*

    *Hey Ya! Repeats until people start entering the profile*

  2. Shouts statements regarding reproduction with one's mother, as well as sanctified excrement.

  3. May I borrow your earpiece? *This is Dash! Rainbows make me cry! Over!*

  4. 変身いたします!白線の内側に下がってお待ちく?? さい

  5. I made Celestia shaped pancakes but I burnt them. Am I going to the moon?

    1. MelloSkitzo

      MelloSkitzo

      yes.ALL HAIL THE MOON!!!!

    2. Nova Wings

      Nova Wings

      No Celestia is just going to find 'new' uses for them.

  6. To take notice of safe: The slippery are very crafty

  7. Okay, Garnet. 1... 2... 1, 2, ready, go. ~Ka-e-ru- no u-ta ga~ ~Ki-ko-e-te-ku-ru yo~ ~Ka-e-ru no u-ta ga~ ~Gwa. Gwa. Gwa. Gwa.~ ~Ki-ko-e-te-ku-ru yo~ GASP! I FORGOT ABOUT THE PIC REQUESTS! Sorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorry! AspenSwift, here's your profile pony. AmberDust, I'll get to yours tomorrow hopefully.
  8. Oh! What trouble! We're stranded on a snowy mountain! We won't be saved any time soon. May as well sleep. Snooore. HEY! Don't fall asleep on a snowy mountain! Mada tasukeru yo! (You'll still be saved!) Mada tasukeru! Mada tasukeru! Madagascar!

    1. Nova Wings

      Nova Wings

      Are they making ANOTHER one?

    2. retrosteamknight

      retrosteamknight

      The joke is that Mada tasukeru sounds like Madagascar, which is the perfect relief for a snowy mountain.

      Mada tasukeru

      Madagasukaru

  9. Obviously, she would make friends with it.
  10. "Hey... Can I tell you a secret? It's very veeeery important and you have to promise not to tell ANYPONY, Okay?" *Pauses, shifts eyes, leans close to whisper softly in your ear.* "Spike has a crush on Rarity!"
  11. I'd join. Or there are a few others... I think changelings are better off without the hive. There are much more opportunities here in Equestria. No cramped tunnels... No Queen constantly ordering us around... Lots of love to keep me alive for many more years... I love it here. ... Oh, probably shouldn't clutter up Amber's notifications...
  12. That's right. Not all changelings are evil wedding crashers... What would you do if I was secretly a changeling? Could we still be friends?
  13. It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.

  14. retrosteamknight

    request shop OC sketches [CLOSED]

    Have you decided on whether or not you're redoing mine
  15. Iced cream, though pie isn't that far behind. So many hugs to choose from... Can't I like all of them equally?
  16. retrosteamknight

    request shop OC sketches [CLOSED]

    To quote the words of G1 Starscream, Time makes all things possible. I can wait.
  17. Changed name to "Garnet Desires." Removed third personality paragraph. Added a sentence to dislikes and two more words to likes. Added a sentence to More. Improved description of the house and changed layout.
  18. Were you ever torn between two friends who want to do the complete opposite of what the other wants at the same time but want to make them both happy?

  19. SIMON THE DIGGER TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN If you're gonna dig, dig to pierce the heavens, even if it's my grave I'm digging, I'll keep going! When I break through, it means I've WON! Who the hell do you think I am? I'm Simon. I'm not my Bro, Kamina. I'm ME! Simon the Digger! (Episode 11) Our dead friends...the sorrow of the spiral race...we'll take in all their regrets. We'll take it and turn it into power! (Episode 25) Never afraid of what the future holds, never regretful of the present. That's who we are! The Dai-Gurren Brigade! (Episode 26) Don't underestimate us. We don't care about time, or space or... multi-dimensional whatevers! We don't give a damn about that. Force your way down a path YOU choose to take, and do it all yourself! That's the way Team Dai-Gurren rolls! (Episode 27) The tomorrow we're trying to reach is...not a tomorrow you've decided on! We... by ourselves... choose our tomorrow from the infinite universes! We will fight through it... we will fight through it and protect the universe! We'll show you we can do it! (Episode 27)We evolve, beyond the person that we were a minute before. Little by little, we advance with each turn. That's how a drill works! (Episode 27)That's your limitation! You sit here closed off, blocking away other lifeforms like some sort of king! That's nobody's limitation but your own! (Episode 27)MARK MY WORDS...! This drill, will open a hole in the universe. And that hole will be a path for those behind us. The dreams of those who have fallen! The hopes of those who will follow! Those two sets of dreams weave together into a double helix, drilling a path towards tomorrow! And THAT'S Tengen Toppa! That's Gurren-Lagann! My drill is the drill, that creates the HEAVENS! (English Dubbed Version) (Episode 27)Even so, I will...! I will believe! I will believe in the me that believes in us, humans and the future! This drill is... my SOUL! (Lagann-hen movie)Believe in us humans. (Lagann-hen movie)
  20. Uh... What happened to reviving the thread? Where the hay is Silverwisp?
  21. Marvelous! SIMPLY MARVELOUS! *Stands up and applauds furiously*
  22. In sameness, there is peace. Exceptionalism is a lie. Free yourself from your cutie mark. Choose equality as your special talent. To excel is to fail. Be your best, by never being your best. Choose equality as your special talent. Difference is frustration. To excel is to fail. Be your best by never being your best. Conformity will set you free. Accept your limitation, and happiness will follow. You're no better than your friends.

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    2. Happy Spark is King

      Happy Spark is King

      Yep i would go deaf to it if i hear it to many times

    3. retrosteamknight

      retrosteamknight

      I wouldn't last long. I know I try to incorporate heavy resistance into my hypno RPs... But to tell you the truth, I wouldn't last very long. Maybe I could use magic to disrupt the loudspeaker or create a soundproof barrier, but then I don't know how long that would hold... Maybe I couldn't use as advanced spells as my OC knows because not everypony knows as many spells as each other... Damn. I'm going in circles here...

       

      Yeah. I wouldn't last long.

    4. retrosteamknight

      retrosteamknight

      To tell you the truth... I wouldn't last very long. I know I try to incorporate heavy resistance into my RPs, but really, I'm weak willed. I'd succumb to hypnosis very early on and that's probably the same for brainwashing.

      Maybe I could use magic to short out the loudspeaker or create a soundproof barrier around myself, but I don't know how long that'd hold... Then again, maybe I couldn't use as advanced a spell because now that I'm equal to everypony wit...

  23. もしも あなた が よわってる とき わ。 かわり に わたし が つよく なる から。 しんぱい いらない よ。

  24. I found a spider last night... It was curled up riiiight beside me while I was... clopping... And combine that with my Arachnophobia...

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    2. Happy Spark is King

      Happy Spark is King

      Wow did you get a "fear boner"

    3. retrosteamknight

      retrosteamknight

      No. Nyet. Why would you even... No. Just no.

    4. Happy Spark is King

      Happy Spark is King

      Oh. Dang it so that has only ever happend to me

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