Every morning was the same ritual. Lisa would continue sleeping through that annoying racket coming from her alarm clock. She would slam her fist on the snooze button, breaking it in the process before tossing it into the bin across the room, resting with the other clocks that she previously broke. “Lisa? Lisa! LISA RENATA” She heard a familiar voice shouting her name. “If you don’t wake up this instant I’m going to drag you to the academy!”
“Mmm… just five more minutes..” She mumbled, digging into her pillow and covers. She hated mornings.
“You said that five minutes ago, and five minutes ago after that! Okay, that does it.” The voice was coming from Jack, the spirit that is imbued inside Lisa’s weapon, a ball and chain.
The weapon was definitely not what Lisa was expecting on receiving as a partner. Some of the girls have hairclips, glasses, a key, and even a cape. Why didn’t she get a spirit looking like that? Why a ball and chain? Why is fate so cruel to her? Lisa shuffled around, lying on her front, when suddenly she felt a murderous intent. Above?! This got her intention, like all other mornings Jack tried to force her awake by using… well, force. Today her weapon attempted to break her back by dropping on her from the ceiling. Thanks to evasive maneuvers, by rolling to the side, Lisa dodged Jack’s assault successfully. Thud. Unfortunately, she landed on the floor of her room, and onto her face at that. Pulling her face up from the floor, she groaned, “Okay, okay, I’m up. Sheesh, you should treat girls more delicately. It’s not nice trying break a fragile girl so early in the morning.” She mumbled and rubbed her eyes.
“Ha. Ahahahaa! You, fragile? Oh please, I could drop a boulder on you and you'd still be fine. And besides, if I start treating you delicately you would just become even more of a sloth! Now hurry up and get showered. Breakfast is ready for you downstairs."
Lisa mumbled some incoherent words and went into the bathroom to freshen up. Eventually she managed to make it downstairs, after Jack had to go in there to make sure she didn’t fall asleep in the tub, which she did, and drown. He also had to assist her on drying her, her hair, comb it, and help her get clothed. “I… am a weapon. A weapon meant to assist the future generation of great magicians. Yet... I am reduced to a maid. Ah hell, even maids have it easier. I’m probably a laughing stock to all the other spirits.” Jack sighed, speaking to himself as Lisa happily nibbled on a piece of toast.
After finally leaving the house, Jack was pulling Lisa along by latching his metal cuffs on her wrist. “Come on, come on, stop dragging your feet and walk properly. We’re going to be late at this rate!” Jack hopped down the road and towards the academy.
“Yeah, yeah, I’m coming…. Such a slave driver.” Lisa mumbled the last part and let loose a yawn.
Surprisingly the pair reached the academy just before the gate closed. They also made it into class, and into their seats before the bell rang. “Hey, did you hear? They’re going to announce the next members of the council today!"
“Oh, that’s today? I wonder who made it this year. I bet Harashi from our class got selected.”
“Yeah, he has the highest score in both the written and practical exams. Surely he got selected.”
Mentioning Harashi’s name apparently got the class riled up as every student moved closer to the one they deem to be a council member all except her Lisa. “Soooo, freaking noisy! I wish they’d shut up already. Council this, trinity that, ugh… such a pain. Can’t a girl sleep in peace?” She whined and clasped her hands on her ears trying to tone down the noise. She was expecting Jack to say something mean, but he remained quiet and stared out the window. His actions made her look at him suspiciously. Normally he never let a chance slip by to insult her. She was about to ask when the bell rang and the homeroom teacher walked in.
“All right, settle down and take your seats. Since every one of you knows what’s going on today, there’s no need for me to explain. I’ll get right to the name…” The teacher paused as if waiting for anticipation to build up. “Lisa. Renata… Please make your way to the council room at this time.”
The entire classroom went into silence as all eyes went towards the girl that’s currently asleep on her desk, drooling and carrying a stupid grin on her face. “Lisa, I said make your way to the council room. Did you hear me?” The teacher sighed and made her way over to Lisa’s desk. “How many times must I say this,” She rolled up the papers she held in her hand before smacking Lisa dead in the face, “Don’t sleep during homeroom!”
The pain was enough to jerk her awake, “Ow, ow, ow! Why did you do that? That’s so mean, Ms. Kagami! Isn’t there a policy against teachers hitting their students? I’m gonna go tell the headmaster and have you fire-” Lisa cried out and looked at her homeroom teacher.
She would have continued to whine had it not been the teacher squeezing her cheeks and mouth with her hand. “Have me what?” The teacher carried a scary smile as she stared down at her student.
“Um… Nothing, I said nothing, ehehehe.” Lisa did her best to speak despite having the side of her face squeezed.
“Good, that’s what I thought you said. Now, again, please make your way to the council room and congratulations on becoming a member of the Trinity Four, Lisa Renata. Jack, make sure you guide her there all right?” Kagami released her student’s face and made her way out the classroom. “They sure picked an odd one this year.” She muttered and disappeared down the hall.
“Let’s go Lisa. I’m sure they are all waiting on you.” Jack finally said something as he hopped off the desk. “I know you have questions and complaints, but save them for later.” For once, Lisa complied and went along with Jack.
Currently…
Well, this is awkward… She thought to herself as she lazily sat in a chair with her legs folded, hugging her weapon in the process. She was kind of hoping the silence would remain so she can doze off, but one of the members decided to speak and named himself to be Ray. His name was all she paid attention to. The next member introduced himself to be Bobby San… San.. Sancheez? Once again, his name was all she heard and made her think about cheese sandwiches.
Silence once again instill the room and Lisa was on the verge of dozing off, until Jack gave her a nudge on her lap. “Who- Wha- Oh, is it my turn?” She opened her eyes in a daze and let out a yawn. “I’m, Lisa. Lisa Renata. Nice to meet you and whatnot.” She replied unenergetically and rested her head on a open palm. "Soooo, can I leave now that introductions are over?”