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Just a question, is Scarlett just a kinky damn pone trying to get into the upper echelons of society by pretending to be a scientist? cus all this talk of fabulousness and harem's is pretty crazy shiz for a damn scientist mare. XD

"Yeah, well you didn't get a pony killed because of your shit decisions..." She muttered under her breath, shuddering at the memory. "I'm no leader." "Well I'm fresh out of ideas. Getting any oxygen seems a little too technical for me to work out myself." Amber stroked her small chin. "Perhaps Specter knows something?"

o rly O RLY!?!?! take all of my yes pls

"Well what do we need to do? Go spacewalking? Visit a planet? Fall to the floor and pray to Celestia?" Amber shrugged. "I mean come on, I literally have no idea what I'm doing, I just take orders and do stuff." She sighed. "I already showed the poor leadership skills at the academy."

it depends how meta such kinky jokes are, then we can deduce how wrong such a statement came out no sleep 4 u 0-0

"Alright, well what do we need to do to stop the timer? I'd rather we didn't die on our first day here, terribly unprofessional." She tried to keep a smile despite the circumstances, ruffling her feathers a little bit. "I'm sure there's enough of us here to get everything sorted out. Didn't we solve anything down with the air filters at all?"

Its only 11 m8, I still be crackin out the RP posts n jokes for like an hour more

it is a point to note, that you can only lmao at this thread for so long until you have no arse left to laugh off. ;-;

*sneezes* sorry bout that, just sneezed on the button for google images, the control button and the c button simultaneously, followed up by a third wind on the control button mixed with the v button. soz bout that boz.

"Well actually I kinda did think you might bore me to death." Amber blushed a deep red, sliding her hoof across the ground awkwardly. "Any scientist's I've met before have done nothing BUT bore me to death. Pretty sure that's why I failed the chemistry courses at Corbulo. The lecturer was an utter bore." She laughed. "Used to play all sorts of tricks on him."

9/10 diggy dig it dawg

Amber blinked. She blinked again. Did Scarlett just...not bore us to death with facts? or laugh at us? What? Her mouth remained open awkwardly slowly mouthing all sorts of stuff as she stood in complete surprise. "Well, um, sure I guess we could show you it...um-" She raised an eyebrow at Scarlett. "Are you sure you'd want to? Doesn't sound like something you science-y types would be interested in."

"What do you mean that the star just looks pretty?" Amber replied with a similar nerdy voice, although her imitation was nowhere near as good. "If we were a few quadrants closer, you would realise it is a nearly perfect spherical ball of hot plasma, with internal convective motion that generates a magnetic field via a dynamo process!" Amber sighed. "Ugh, I'm already bored hearing myself say it." Despite knowing it was a tease, Amber still grimaced at the thought of cannibalism at all. Plus the fact that it was taken the wrong way in the first place. "Well I don't know if you watched Ponies Of The Caribbean, but the cannibals on that had lots of fruit and stuff. My logic was sound." She grinned. "We found this awesome corridor with a huge observatory window!" She said excitedly. "You can see all sorts of things out there in space."

Amber hesitated for longer than she'd have liked. Why shouldn't they see this view? It was their ship after all, not just hers. Although she'd have loved to keep this all to herself. She let out a long, drawn out sigh and looked up again at Solar with a smile. "Sure why not, it's a beautiful view. I just hope nopony ruins it with science-y nonsense, things can be pretty without knowing exactly what the gravitational pull of the planet is or if its a gas giant or whatever..." She paused, realising she was going off on a tangent. "Uh sorry yeah, let's just go get the others." She got on all four hooves and looked down the corridor. "Oh and when I said food I meant fruit, or plants, not ponies." She winked at Solar.

I legit love it so much. But no guyz, Amber is no cannibubble, she just a nice normal pegasus

nah m8

>___________> Scarlett pls.

"Well the Ancients seem like pretty cool guys, I'm sure there's probably some ships or something somewhere around here." She joined the search for planets, believing she could pick out one or two amongst the sea of stars before her. She paused for a moment and sighed. "I would love to see new planets." She rested her hooves on the glass and her head hung low. "All the new sights and sounds would be breathtaking. Maybe even find a couple of cannibalistic natives or something insane." She laughed quietly, but she mostly remained in deep thought at all the possibilities before them. "Maybe we could even run in there and steal some food."

soz boz, forgot to post brah

"Then follow me!" She gestured for Solar to follow her, sneaking out from behind the rest of the group and scampering off down the corridor, her hooves echoing loudly. She tried to remember the route she initially took and skirted around multiple corridors, humming to herself happily. It was definitely nice having a pony for company as she explored deeper into the ship. They eventually came to the corridor, the massive glass window stretched for metres down the entire hallway, with views into the deep abyss of space. "I didn't see any aliens last time I was here, but who knows?" Amber said happily. "We might get lucky and a flying space monkey will come our way."

WOW WELL AMBER IS TOTES GONNA GET IGNORED WHEN THAT HAPPENS >

OMG GUYZ PLS, AMBER'S STILL INNOCENT ; - ;

MUHAHAHAHAHA, YAAAAAAS

"Yay!" Amber squee'd and grabbed Solar. "Alright let's bust out of this place and see what mess we can make. I found a really cool observation corridor down-" She vaguely pointed her hoof to the south. "-somewhere that way. I'm sure we can find something interesting stuff down that way if anything. I mean this IS an ancient-ass ship."

Use them as fuel, eat them, turn them into work slaves- oh, not helping am I?