I want to find out whether roleplay is my sort of thing or not. Hence, for practice, I now dedicate this status update as the cat roleplay story. Anypony can join, forum rules apply. I'll start: Meow.
Jmarsh notices that Edwarda has entered the cafe. Luckily she can understand the words coming out of his mouth. "Well, you don't say," she exclaims in amusement. "I wish I was a dolphin."
Jmarsh turns to Admiral who happens to be blocking the way to the litter box. "Tigers are just bigger cats and you came through the 'Time Portal' thing-a-ma-gig over there" she gestures to the big gapping black hole in the side of the restaurant.