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Mesme Rize

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About Mesme Rize

  • Birthday 1989-12-19

Title

  • Title
    Official MLPF Danger Noodle

Contact Methods

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    Mesme Rize (Norman)
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    Mesme Rize
  • Steam ID
    kings0mbra

Profile Information

  • Location
    Bremen, Germany
  • Personal Motto
    "I rather want to be hated for what i am, then being loved for what i am not." -CM Punk
  • Interests
    Movies, Video Games, Football (Soccer), Music and Wrestling

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  • Role
    Hypnotist, medical doctor, heartbeat lover, snek tamer and person to be booped
  • Favorite Forum Section
    Equestria.tv

My Little Pony

  • Best Pony
    Twilight Sparkle
  • Best Anthropomorphic FiM Race
    Changeling or Other

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  1. Mesme Rize

    A pony went into a bar. The bartender asked "would you like to sing a little song at our karaoke bar?" The pony said "no thanks, right now i am a little hoarse." :P

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    2. Hazy Skies

      Hazy Skies

      A pony walks into a flower shop, a florist asks what she wants.. The pony replies "I'd like 20 Daffodils and 14 Daisies"

      The florist replies "Ok, would you like that in a bouquet so it's easier to carry home?", The pony replies "No thanks, I'll just eat it here"

    3. Hazy Skies

      Hazy Skies

      Q: What do you call Soccer in Equestria?

      A: Hocker

    4. Hazy Skies

      Hazy Skies

      Q: Why isn't the moon up tonight?

      A: Luna must've slept in..

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