Mesme Rize

Summerslam...a show of light and shadows. There was good stuff and there was bad stuff. But what about that finish? We will probably find more out on Raw. Anyway, i gotta go to bed now. Hope you liked my updates and thanks for enduring them. P.S. New Yorkers are the best WWE fans. Good night.

The Undertaker won, but... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6gmUEioVWs The timekeeper ringed the bell during Lesnars Kimura lock but the ref didn't call for it. Lesnar was distracted, low blow by Taker and hellsgate and Lesnar tapped. BUT TAKER ACTUALLY TAPPED

This match guys. I am sweating.

LESNAR IS KILLING TAKER. D:

The entrance of the Undertaker is different, from any other entrance i have seen in Wrestling history. It's bone chilling.

Time for the Main Event. The rematch. "The Beast" Brock Lesnar vs. "The Phenom" The Undertaker. Place your bets. Who will win? I say Brock Lesnar is doing this.

Victory for Kevin Owens. Very good match, some very nice spots, too bad audience was not into the match that much. Too bad Claudio.

I am always impressed how strong Claudio is for a guy that weighs 240 pounds.

Time for Kevin Owens vs. Der Landvogt, my boy, Cesaro. This is candidate for match of the nights.

Team PCB wins. Sloppy match, i sadly can't say it any other way. 2 or 3 nice spots but that's it.

Sorry, but that divas match is not good. Let the talented women stay at NXT, because the Bellas can't work for poop.

Skr

Time for the divas 3 team elimination match. Team Bella vs. Team B.A.D vs. Team PCB You know, a few of these women have actual talent. But with the Bellas in it, this can only go wrong i fear.

Guys, i am geniunely happy right now, you can't believe that.

Seth Rollins is the US and WWE Champion. THOUGH IT'S COLD AND LONELY IN THE DEEP DARK NIGHT, I CAN SEE PARADISE BY THE DASHBOARD LIGHT.

CENA DOES THE FIGURE FOUR. D:

Roses are red, Velvets are blue Cena kicks out at 2, because we hate you

Seth Rollins has White Pants?...Huh

WWE Title/US Title match. US Champ John Cena vs. WWE Champion Seth Rollins. Surprised it's in the midcard...i fear for the worst and expect Cena to win.

Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose are victorious. Great match, like i expected. They show what they really got and i think the WWE should build on those guys.

>tfw i annoy everyone with my Summerslam live ticker.

Oh, Bray Wyatt is wearing a hoodie now. I can dig that. I wear hoodies myself.

Bray Wyatt (my guy) and Luke Harper vs. Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose. Despite everyone else complaining, i think this can be a great match.

Ryback defends the IC Title. predictable, but very amusing match, with an awful finish.

Here comes the totally random triple threat IC title match. With the big slow, the mizard of Oz and our Champion, Rybotch.