Pizza with ananas? Seriously? what's wrong with you americans?
it's a joke don't worry , but i'm considered myself lucky for live in the country where pizza is born. Yes Italy have much problems, this is true, but at least pizza is pizza :-P and is not expensive with 25 € (26,4 $ ) you have a pizza, 1-or-2 supplì* and a good beer, and most importantly not from a chain
* Supplì are croquettes made with rice, tomato, and mozzarella fried or baked in owen (but better fried), are wonderful hot
here a photo
and a recipe if you want try to make on your own