Stardust Balance

???: "Oh but I'm afraid all of you boys have been very, very naughty this year... Ho, ho, ho!"

EQG Shining: "Is that...?"

Flash: "No way..."

Timber: "It can't be...!"

Jack, Spike and Pony Stardust inhale excitedly.

EQG Stardust: "Holy [BEEP]ing spirit...!"

Iconic red figure approaches them with jovial expression.

Jack and Spike: "SANTA!"

Flash: "He's real?!"

EQG Stardust: "He's real!"

Pony Stardust: "It's a cartoon! Of course he's real here!"

EQG Shining: "But wait, doesn't that make him responsible for what's been going on around here?"

Timber: "What are you saying? That Santa's.. Evil?"

Santa: "Evil? Any atrocities on my part pale in comparison to the very naughty things you boys have committed. Some of you are too high on the list. Shining, you failed to comfort your sister after her terrible experience as Nightmare Sparkle."

EQG Shining: "Hey! I was... Preoccupied."

EQG Stardust: "In more ways than one I imagine..."

Santa: "Jack, you are naughty for your unquenchable lust for an Equestrian."

Jack: "I... That's a sin?"

Pony Stardust: "Sunset is still a pony."

Jack: "Then why aren't you in trouble for dating Twilight?!"

Santa: "I'm getting there. Flash, you turned a blind eye towards your ex-girlfriend's actions in Canterlot High time and timer again prior to your separation."

Flash sighs regrettably.

Santa: "This world's Stardust... God. I mean, I don't even know where to begin. It's a wonder what your Twilight sees in you."

Shining: "Join the club..."

EQG Stardust smirks.

Santa: "Timber, your actions at Camp Everfree led to the endangerment of innocent people."

Timber: "What? That's crazy! How could I have possibly endangered anyone?!"

Santa: "And pony Stardust... You selfishly cast judgement on others without the approval of those you care for. Your hypocrisy often results in disaster to people close to you."

Pony Stardust: "Tch..."

Spike: "Wait what about me?"

Santa: "Oh, you my young friend are on the nice list. In fact, Merry Christmas Spike."

Spike: "Oh sweet, thanks Santa! I wonder what's inside... Oh a Nintendo Switch! And it's blue! And Mario Kart's with it! Best Hearth's Warming ever!"