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  1. I think it's a good sign with how hollow my chest feels with all the murders I'm taking in the Neutral Run.

  2. Here's a scene from a recent chapter I wrote for season six of my fic. Just felt like sharing it:

    The couple of next few minutes consisted of us dining in a small, neat cafe and listening to Twilight enthusiastically inform us about her grades and progress in Canterlot High, Sunset happily adding in some comments here and there as they sat opposite of me. Lovely little spot by the window, but my attention was more on the rapidly speaking glasses-adorning teen than the walking shoppers outside. Like my girlfriend, this Twilight's voice was melidiously and entrancing to listen to, especially when it's about a subject she loves.

    After I took a bite from my sandwich, the human Twilight blinked with a pause, grinning quite sheepishly in epiphany. "Sorry, guess I went a little overboard..."

    "The day I stop enjoying hearing you talk, Twilight, is the day of the apocalypse." Haha! My own grin stretched at the reddened hue on her cheeks. Sunset chuckled at our antics, elbows propped on the table with a warm smile.

    "I'm just glad we get to hang out without any looming danger on the horizon, for once."

    "...What about that race derby back in Ponyville?"

    "I mean, hanging out together without so many ponies in the way... Not that I'm not happy making lots of new friends! But y'know, you and I personally don't hang out too often without something getting in the way, Stardust. I-I mean, not that Twilight here's getting in the way either-!"

    My laughter cut her off. "Sunset, I swear, sometime you're just as bad as Twilight." The yellow teenager stared at her food sheepishly, her blush matching the current human Twilight's. "But yeah, it's great we're hanging out together. And Twilight, it means a lot to me how well you're doing in CHS. You're gonna do fantastic there, as I said before."

    "That means a lot..." The purple-haired girl replied with a meekish gratified smile, eyes sparkling in warmth. Then, the teen glanced around the open cafe with interest, then snapped back with an embarrassed look. "A significant number of people keep looking at us, why...?"

    "Ignore them." Sunset placed a hand on the other girl's shoulder. "They're probably misunderstanding something."

    And I had an idea as to what. "Most likely thinking we're on a date." I shrugged, smirking at their reactions and casting a side-glare to the observing patrons, immediately resulting in them all looking back to their food. "There we go. Sorry about that."

    "It's not your fault." Twilight shook her head. "I guess some people's imagination often get the best of them."

    "Yeah." Sunset concurred in amusement, grinning lightly. "A boy dating two girls at once. A bit of a stretch, don't you think?"

    "You'd be surprised." I took another bite from the fulfilling food, observing their curious looks as they waited for me to continue. Swallowing, I obliged the two. "Back where I... Come from, there are, in many places, instances of a shared relationships between a boy and two girls, and vice versa. Hell, even more than that. Sometimes they work, other times they end in disaster."

    "Oh." Both teens traded rather bewildered looks, Sunset leaning forward with a cautious frown. "Have you ever...?"

    "Dated two girls together? If only." I snorted in amusement. "Unless you count prom, the answer's no."

    "Why? What happened at prom?" Twilight's ever inquisitive nature showed itself, leaning forward more eagerly than her friend beside her.

    "I took two dates."

    It was a brief moment before the reaction. "Two?" Sunset's eyes widened. "Wow, you must've been popular with the ladies, I'm guessing."

    "That was a long time ago, yes." I smirked at Sunset's surprised blink, the teen only just kidding upon her statement. "Those days are long behind me though. And trust me, I have no desire to recollect my prom night. It wasn't fun, I'll tell you that much."

    The next few minutes were spent in comfortable silence, finishing our main courses and moving on to desserts. Sunset insisted ordering and getting them herself, and I relented enough, inquiring to Twilight exactly how well she's doing making friends, to which the teen sheepishly, yet eagerly responded with another long speech with few pauses of breath, ceasing only when Sunset arrived with the bowls of jelly ice cream. Suffice to say, I was relieved to hear the progress human Twilight was making, better than her horrendous experience back at Crystal Prep.

    More minutes of pause before Twilight spoke up again, "B-By the way, I was wondering about something..." Oh really now? My eyes glanced up from my bowl to the teen in interest. Already, Twilight was glowing a faint pink upon asking this, "When... When did you and your Twilight started... Dating?"

    "I wondered about that too." Sunset added whilst digging her spoon into her strawberry ice cream, sounding slightly forced saying that. "It must've been something, getting together with a Princess. How did it happen?"

    History lesson commenced! "Believe it or not, it was right on the night of her coronation." I grinned at the memory. "And it was Twilight who confessed first, having overheard me discussing with Spike about my feelings for her." A reminder to keep doors shut at all times when sharing a secret with someone else.

    Sunset perked up in intrigue. "So in other words, it was before we met." Twilight glanced between us curiously, evidenly interested to hear this tale.

    "Yep. And in fact you could argue that our first official date was during the Fall Formal." Though I'd rather it wasn't and instead that restuarant, personally.

    "I've heard snippets about that." Twilight confessed, no longer focusing on her ice cream. "You and Twilight came to this world to search for Sunset after she stole the Princess's crown, if I'm correct." Glancing at Sunset's flustered look, I nodded. "Maybe we could hear your side of the events, Stardust? I'm interested to hear what you and Twilight went through visiting our world for the first time."

    It was no picnic, I'll say that much...

    Nonetheless, I was happy to oblige despite the awful memories. "As I'm sure Sunset and the girls made it sound more complicated than it was. Allow me to set the record straight love." Leaning back as Twilight leaned forward, I relaxed myself and started off. "This whole affair started when Twilight, our friends and I were invited to the Crystal Empire, for a reason I have forgotton about entirely. One night Sunset stole the crown and the Princesses provided exposition which really didn't help with anything, and Twilight and I followed Sunset to the human world so that we could... We could..."

    "...Stardust?" My eyes snapped open as Sunset said my name in slight concern, grinning sheepishly.

    "I'm sorry. I fell asleep, because the whole thing was boring." Both teens blinked, Sunset then tyring not to giggle behind her spoon. "Now where was I...?"

    "You and Twilight were heading to this world."

    "Yes, that's right. Twilight. She was Celestia's student you know... Or was Sunset her student?" I blew a playful raspberry, making an 'eh' gesture. "Her memory is flexible." Twilight looked earnestly confused in contrast to Sunset barely hiding her amusement at my 'spin' of events. "But, to be fair, it was all part of a grand scheme, because Sunset wanted to use the crown to take over a school that she already had control of."

    "I... Huh?" Sunset was now hiding her giggles behind a palm, Twilight furrowing her brow questionably.

    "You see ladies, only a villain deals in absolutes."

    "But wait, that doesn't make any sense-!"

    I raised the soda bottle. "I on the other hand deal in absolutes!" And took a wide gulp, trying not to laugh as hard as Sunset was behind her hand. Twilight blinked, probably wondering if she was being teased or not.

    "But... What you just said is an absolute in itself..."

    "Anyway! So Twilight and I practically declared war with Sunset for winning the crown in a covuluted plan to obtain votes from a student body who never heard of Twilight and feared Sunset for some inexplicable reason."

    "Not exactly inexplicable..." Sunset stated in quiet sheepishness, a wide grin still on her face.

    Twilight continued to frown. "But what I don't understand is why, as you put it, 'declaring war' on someone would be something a 'Princess of Friendship' would do. Isn't that counterproductive?"

    "We declared war in the name of friendship!" My soda slammed on the surface playfully, inciting their brief blinking, and I declared with joking seriousness. "We couldn't let Sunset run everything. She was a tyrannical zealot who ouaght to oppose her will on everyone else, and that's Celestia's job!" Now Sunset looked close to bursting to tears at my behaviour, Twilight also crasking a small smile at my jokes. "Don't you see, don't you see there has to be a balance between Chaos and Harmony. And in order to maintain that balance, Celestia wanted to get rid of Chaos forever!"

    I'm on a roll here.

    I admit, I too am amused by this.

    "And all of a sudden, after a thousand years of Harmony, Sunset wanted to make a thousand years of Chaos! That's not balance!"

    My wide-eyed stare gazed back at their incredulous looks... Followed with humoured laughter from all three mouths, ignoring the annoyed and curious stares of patrons at the three teens enjoying themselves to their heart's content.

    1. Johnny1226

      Johnny1226

      You write a lot and it's very good when it becomes an audio fic I will enjoy listening 

  3. "There comes a time in the history of all civilizations, worlds great and small, when something - some event, some disease, some war - tips the balance of things. When even nature must look at the numbers, and nervously catch its breath. And on those occasions... Well, it's time to make plans."

    - The Master

  4. Five minutes into watching Life is Strange: Before the Storm, and it's amazing how right off the bat they make Chloe unlikable, it's like they gave up trying to redeem her awful character in the first game. The new voice actress doesn't help either with her slow and unconvincing expressive dialogue.

  5. Twidust summed up:

    "Twilight I'm gonna do the thing!"

    "No don't do the thing!"

    "Too late I did the thing!"

  6. My inspiration for writing a Twidust chapter a few days back which I guarantee will trump all the others thus far!

  7. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12530720/6/Two-Stardust-s-One-Jack

    Time for some Timber bashing. You're off the hook for now, Sentry!

  8. The latest exciting chapter for A Journey Beyond Sanity has been published! Through a long period of daily training and putting up with his friend's antics, all Stardust yearns for now is one, peaceful, undisturbed moment of rest... Of course, with the friends in question, that was far from likely to happen. Enjoy!

    https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10959457/122/A-Journey-Beyond-Sanity

    https://www.fimfiction.net/story/243194/122/a-journey-beyond-sanity/chapter-121-star-deprivation

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  9. Years later, still a classic.

  10. So I missed the memo that Undertale came out on PS4 15 days ago. Welp, better late than never; time for mass genocide.

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    Love this piece.

    1. Lucky Bells

      Lucky Bells

      Awww what an adorable picture :twi:

  12. "How would you define your relationship with the Princess?"

    "Deeper than a Stephen King novel. More complex than a rubik's cube. Most importantly, brighter than a supernova."

    "Mm-hm, and how would the Princess define it?"

    "...Probably like analyzing the most complicated math equation ever."

  13. "Hey Stardust. If I had kids... Would you babysit?"

    ".............................No."

    "Aw come on Star! You practically helped raise me-!"

    "I'm still recovering."

    "C'mon! That's not nice!"

    "Spike, putting up with your homemade nachos isn't nice!"

  14. [SPOILERS]

    Let's see... We'll have another Thorax episode next week... Daring Do afterwards... Ooh the two episodes after starring Zecora! What else... Crusaders, of course, but with an interesting premise it sounds like.

  15. Applejack's Legend Story.

    Good thing they don't show that lava is nothing like a river and consumed the rest of the island beyond the impractical trench it definitely wouldn't have just flown down in.

    Rarity's Legend Story.

    So basically Mulan and Snow White but the villain's nothing worthy noting. Can you imagine a mixture of Shan Yu and the Evil Queen? That's movie potential right there-

    Rainbow's Legend Story.

    ...[BEEP] you Hasbro. [BEEP] you with something jagged and sand papery.

    Overall thoughts on episode: Meh. At least it wasn't a massive disappointment like last's week.

  16. "Stardust Balance, of the Twiliphian House of Lungbarrow. Special somepony to Princess Twilight Sparkle, and overall doombringer to all my enemies. In addition, the only love interest to the Princess who's neither a bland cardboard box with lips or a self-conceited counselor that really needs to be fired from his job.""

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    2. Stardust Balance

      Stardust Balance

      Wait... He tried it again with Sunset? When?

    3. CypherHoof

      CypherHoof

      LoE - she ignored it and ran off to find out what Gloriosa was doing. Derpy consoled him :)

    4. Stardust Balance

      Stardust Balance

      ,,,HA!

      Ah well, at the very least Sentry wasn't a danger to the lives of everyone and everything around him unlike a certain green-haired [BEEP]tard. Still though, if Flash makes a pass to Starlight next... Well, I'm not as lenient as the girls are. XD

  17. Latest chapter for A Journey Beyond Sanity has been published! And we settle with... More misunderstandings and a classic heated exchange between the mismatched couple of the decade. Enjoy!

    https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10959457/121/A-Journey-Beyond-Sanity

    https://www.fimfiction.net/story/243194/121/a-journey-beyond-sanity/chapter-120-knowledge-is-balance

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    Done by the talented Ezzy! You have my thanks, love!

    https://mlpforums.com/profile/41071-ezerona/

  19. I really, really cannot stand people who think too highly of themselves. It's like a pet peeve, and I have to laugh in spite everytime someone attempts to hide their overbearing arrogance with some shades of modesty.

  20. Think I made myself look unintentionally overweight. XD

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    1. Dark Horse

      Dark Horse

      That hair belongs in a Loreal advert. :P

    2. Stardust Balance

      Stardust Balance

      That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said about my hair. XD

  21. "Detective Quasimodo, do you know who murdered her?"

    "I don't know... But I have a hunch."

    1. CypherHoof

      CypherHoof

      "Well, that rings a bell.." :)

  22. Yesterday's episode was certainly a downgrade from last week's. Dull, predictable, easily avoidable conflict and some characters bordering on OOC territory. Next.

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    2. Stardust Balance

      Stardust Balance

      By OOC I was mostly referring to specifically Twilight; she just stood there doing absolutely nothing while Spike was in a dilemma and provided no advice nor guidance in solving this exaggerated conundrum.

    3. CypherHoof

      CypherHoof

      Was referring to all three of them - the Indistinguishable Pony Twins and Spike. :)

    4. Stardust Balance

      Stardust Balance

      If Twilight was taken out of this episode it would've made a lot more sense. Starlight didn't really help much either, putting her own lessons to the test with helping Spike. Also, just as I had feared, this was basically another Spike mockery episode. I honestly expected better of them by now.

  23. Watching the Two Best Friend's last part to their TWD season three playthrough, and they get the best ending involving the death of a certain insufferable child character. And I'm like:

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    1. NothingIsEverything

      NothingIsEverything

      How I feel about Duck from the first game. XD

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