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Randomizors are fantastic things, especially when they rename "Galactic Grunts" to "Doctors."
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The first part for the season five finale of A Journey Beyond Sanity has been published! Foreknowledge in hoof, Stardust, Twilight and Spike prevents Starlight's prior scheme to changing the very course of history in sake of her petty revenge. Only, their short-lived victory serves with massive repercussions. Enjoy!
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10959457/124/A-Journey-Beyond-Sanity

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"I'm not gonna pretend to be some perfect gentleman. Some knight in shining armour. Some flawless man all the girls desire for their own. Here's the truth of it, Sunset, Twilight, everyone. I'm not a good looking rock star like Flash Sentry, or a handsome confident man like Timber Spruce. Nor will I ever be a fearless Prince like Shining Armor. I am a tired old man burdened by his past mistakes, hardened by guilt and regrets. The best I can ever do is be a worthy friend to you all, just as I try to continue being a worthy man for Princess Twilight. I am so, so tired... But I will keep fighting. Because regardless what anyone thinks of me, nothing matters to me anymore than the safety and happiness of my friends. My family." - Stardust Balance
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So this is a thing. And the very first incarnation of the Master himself? Looking forward to January!
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There's a section on the MLP website that allows you to "explore the world of Equestria Girls." And no, I don't think it's meant to make you laugh out loud.
...Ha ha ha ha!
Because it's such a rich and open place to explore!
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"Filthy Rich was the real villain of LoE!" - Thinking people who actually say that.
Look, no offense, but compared to everyone else, Filthy was the victim and only likable character. I felt so bad for how human Twilight and Sunset were poorly treated in this film.
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Sci Twi: "Then why do you give Timber such a hard time?!"
Stardust: "'Cause he's a VILLAIN! He's a straight up, egocentric, sociopath villain. That's pretty much been established from the beginning!"
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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12651397/1/Perfection
Another one-shot written from boredom. Enjoy!
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I am shorter than my younger brother and sister, my other little sister just about reaching my height. I am not as socially adept or capable of looking after myself. I will clearly never be as successful or independent as them, nor likely married and having a family.
...And I have absolutely no problem with that.

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I love when some people dismiss criticism of something they love by "nostalgia," "nit picking" or "just hating." Like those who like the prequels or MLP episodes that others detested for valid reasons.
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In all honesty my enthusiasm to the movie and its trailers are just meh. The cat walking on two legs certainly doesn't help, go back to Pound Puppies you reject!
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Thinking of writing a new Twistar (EQG Stardust X Sci Twi) one-shot. Just need some ideas... Suggestions?
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Beyond Two Souls.
A game which attempts to make you empathize with a character who brutally murders an entire police force and threatens mass genocide, and we're suppose to care.
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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12643264/6/The-Ties-Which-Binds-Us
Now we cover the most pointless alternate timeline of the S5 finale. Enjoy!
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A certain scene from the season five finale of AJBS, the first part being published later this week. As I previously said, no time travel shenanigans on the port bound this time. But Starlight will be causing trouble, unintentionally so! Consequences are revealed and Balance is being disrupted through not just one, but separate dimensions. Enjoy!
"Jack, wait!"
No time to wait. Must hurry!
Why not indulge them? It appears this time certain events cannot be prevented. Perhaps time was always meant to be toyed around, as that foolish unicorn will soon demonstrate.
Not on my watch!
Without delay, I sped through the corridors, uncaring whether or not my friends pursue me. This was a matter needed to be dealt with before all goes to [BEEP]. Because, truthfully, it wasn't just of preventing the episode finale in the first place. But it's moreso how the different distortions of time will affect my friends.
And affect me.
Hm. Truly I doubt such a thing. You exist outside the laws of time which govern this world Jack. Any changes, regardless how significant, should have no effect on you.
But I'm not taking that chance...
"Jack! Slow down, please!"
Aha! The doors to the throne room. And stopping just before them, I reached out, and detected a hostile presence waiting for us inside. She's already here.
Alright then, strategy time. Knock the parchment from her hoofs quickly as possible. Easy.
Despite your common misfortune in things never typically going your way.
...[BEEP].
Beside me, from the corner of my eye, Twilight was panting heavily, Spike sliding off her back to join me. But I was moreso focused on the doors and the pony waiting for us than my concerned friends at the present time.
"Geez, and I thought Twilight was the stressful one." Spike stated upon examining my posture. "You look like you're ready for battle!"
"Yeah..." Finally regaining her breath, Twilight inquired worriedly, "What did you mean by danger earlier, Jack? What are we facing this time?"
"The pony behind these doors."
"Huh?" They exchanged confused looks. "Who's inside?"
Ignoring that question, I glanced over to them. "When you get the chance, grab the parchment she carries, alright? The fate of Equestria, once more, relies on it."
Spike continued to look baffled as all [BEEP], but Twilight, seeing how serious I was regarding this new threat, shifted her look from puzzlement to understanding resolve, nodding. "We're with you." Knew I could count on you love. I nodded back, relieved and faithful in my special somepony.
The young dragon chuckled nervously. "What, are we dealing with a vengeful Starlight or something?" As Twilight proceeding opening the doors, cautiously, through magic.
"Ask her yourself."
"Huh? ...Oh."
"Welcome home, Twilight!" The pink unicorn, in all her arrogant glory with light purple eyes, magenta mane with a blue streak, having made herself comfortable, greeted Twilight with a smug disposition. Automatically I stepped forward, waiting for the right oppotunity. Introductions can wait afterwards, once I grab that paper detailing the spell out of Starlight's hoofs.
Didn't have to wait too long. With an aura of blue magic, the jealous mare proceeded to lift the open parchment into the air, preparing to utilize the time spell for her own misdeeds.
Now's your chance.
Amen!
Starlight couldn't react fast enough as, through Balance's aided power, I sped forward and leapt from the floor harshly, pushing myself through the air that would make Rainbow proud. The pink unicorn dropped her jaw in disbelief and bafflement upon my swift grabbing the floating parchment above the table, rolling across the far side of the room a few feet from the enraged unicorn.
That, was simple!
Spike cheered loudly from the doorway. "You go bro!"
Starlight, however, wasn't as amazed by the spectacle, pink horn lighting up threateningly. "Give that back!" Followed by her rage creating a blue beam headed my way, responded with a raised free limb shielding myself from the assault, albeit the magic forcing me back considerably.
Ugh... Strong magic.
But nothing your own strength cannot endure. Sombra practically barked. Use this oppotunity. Destroy the parchment.
Good idea.
"Oh no you don't!" Oof! The unicorn attempted to grab the paper back next through instantly teleporting and ramming into my underbelly, the parchment flying into the air from the assault. But my panicked look quickly shifted to relief, before Starlight could grab it, the paper was encased by a purple hue, teleporting right to Twilight's side.
See? Hasn't let me down yet!
"It's over Starlight," Twilight claimed calmly, unfazed by the other mare's seething look. Together, we stood between the enraged unicorn from a safe distance, keeping her trapped temporarily. "Whatever you were intending to do has been foiled."
Scoffing, the mare's expression changed once again to apparent smugness. "Oh dear, Twilight, once again you underestimate the depths of my ambition. I won't be leaving until my retribution is complete!" Followed with her horn lighting up again, and we tensed, ready for whatever Starlight had in store.
Although, now seemed a great time to talk some sense into her-
...Hm?
But my attempt of persuasion hadn't escaped my muzzle due to a sudden crackling in the air. The four of us looked upwards at which, having all heard it. And, mentally, Balance was yelling into my ears in full warning.
No, scratch that, Balance was screaming, the intensity of which prompted my pained wince at such volume. What was that...? I sensed something... Amassing. Something more powerful than anything I've detected yet.
An imbalance, but nothing I've sensed to this scale.
That was... Growing!
"Everyone, grab something!" Without questioning further, Twilight and Spike trusted me enough to hold onto two thrones in preparation, one having encountered this growing power before. Yet despite the wind picking up, all senses detecting a danger more sinister than Starlight's ambitions, whereas we felt under threat.
Starlight felt oppotunity.
And my eyes could only widen. "Twilight!" As the alicorn was knocked backwards by a certain pink unicorn. "Starlight, you idiot!" But the foolish mare paid no heeds, swiftly attempting to grab the parchment in the alicorn's spot.
Unless, had a certain dragon not caught the flying paper first with his tail, bringing it over to him.
And that, for some reason, gave imbalance the perfect time to react.
And it suddenly hit me this might have happened just because of me.
Starlight's advances towards the clinging Spike halted by a powerful gust of wind, all collectively gasping at the sudden blackened hole emerging from the ceiling. "What is that?!" Starlight called out, in both fear and puzzlement, her smugness slowly falling off. "That wasn't suppose to happen!"
You don't know how right you are!
"It's the imbalance!" Twilight called out. "It's trying to pull us through!" Starlight wasn't fond of this idea, and attempted to straight-up fire a blue energy beam right into the heart of the pulling hole. And the mare was rewarded by a cackle of lightning almost frying her pink fur.
Hadn't Twilight pushed them both out of the way and onto the center of the table... And the center of the storm.
Oh [BEEP]. NO!
"TWILIGHT! STARLIGHT!"
My own grip on my throne loosened, one limb extending to grab the two mares, mostly Twilight - before the gigantic wormhole growing in the middle of the room sucked them both to hell knows where. While Starlight looked momentarily baffled by Twilight's selfless act of saving her, the alicorn reached out to meet my hoof halfway, thankfully grabbing one another as she tried to hold on and keep the other mare safe.
And any moment of respite was, unfortunately and horrificly, interruped by Spike's scream.
"Guys help!"
NO! "SPIKE!" We yelled out over the crackling storms, with little effect, and my hoof quickly released Twilight's, reaching upwards towards the center of the storm. I won't let it take my girlfriend NOR my little bro! With Balance, I made an effort to strike back against the storm, while Twilight kept Spike at bay through her magic.
But my own stupidity failed to warn me before it was too late. As Twilight's released grip from me prompted she and Starlight to begin rising. Panicking, the unicorn began lighting her horn again... Which cancelled out in sparks. "My magic isn't working!"
I wasn't having much luck as well; whatever force was behind this storm wasn't letting up any freebies this time, adding to my already exhausted state from training today making me work to stopping this imbalance indefinitely.
Do something!
I'm trying-!
Wait... If Starlight's magic wasn't working... Then-!
"ARRRRRRRRRRR! HEEEEEELP!"
"NOOO!"
"SPIKEEEE!"
Something akin to bile began rising in my throat, time seeming to slow down. Horrified sharp breaths escaping my throat at witnessing this horrifying, dreadening event. I was afraid of this ever happening, since the imbalances started long ago. And I, the idiot I was, couldn't stop it in time before it... It sucked the helpless Spike right in. And not a trace of him sticking out as the storm took him for itself.
...No...
NO!
But things only worsened from there. From what followed by this terrible, AWFUL tragedy was Twilight's expression of horror to sudden resolve, glancing back at me with a certain look, meeting my terrfied gaze intently. Through our bond, the alicorn tried to relay what she was planning next, before I could stop her.
Stop her from going in after-
"NO! DON'T YOU [BEEP]ING DARE TWILIGHT!" Not you too! I won't let that happen!
It seem you won't have much choice...
And Sombra's prediction only came true. Twilight smiled, a small tender smile emerging on her muzzle, as the pull only became stronger. My own yells fell on deaf ears as her wings expanded majestically, whipping along with her mane, and eyes closing determinedly.
It was... Almost angelic to look at.
"TWILIGHT!"
And my hoarse scream of despair and horror died out once the mare flew upwards, disappearing from sight, Starlight soon to follow. But my attention focused briefly on the fact my girlfriend... The one who guided me from the dark. Who showed me friendship deserved another chance. Who kept constant faith in me, knowing she'd see me again one day. Who fought beside and against me in verbal spars. Who grew exasperated and amused by my own idiotic antics.
The Princess that I... I...
...And now, because of me...
Oh for the love of- She's not dead boy! Snap out of it! Don't you have one equine you can spare from the imbalance?
...Oh... Right.
Starlight's own sheer yells of terror as she was bring pulled upwards were rather comical by contrast, comparing to Twilight's own firm resolve once she flew through the wormhole just then. "Don't just stand there! Help me!"
I would blame Starlight for all this... But still, I could never, ever, let someone endure this fate.
Giving up on trying to halt the imbalance altogether, my own grip released, and with Balance, my slow ascendance quickened from a mighty leap upwards, reaching out to grasp the flailing pink hoof as the storm cackled around us. My vision, upon entering the wormhole along with Starlight, was greeted by a pure, inky darkness.
And a sound resembling that of a raspy old chuckle...?
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/243194/a-journey-beyond-sanity
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10959457/1/A-Journey-Beyond-Sanity
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Just wanted to say, loved your articulated review in the Daring Done thread; you expressed everything wrong with the episode perfectly and thorough than I could've conjured up.
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So the mares are opening their own school in season eight?
...That's a wonderful idea!
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Spike in human form after first lesson on first day: "Uncle, what are you doing here?!"
Jack, grinning: "Teaching, of course. What better way to keep an eye on my favourite nephew?"
"But... Isn't that what this world's Stardust is doing?"
"Well yeah, but more is better right?"
"You can't teach a class!"
"Shh... They don't know that."
"You think this world's Twilight won't notice that the new teacher's not right about anything? Heck, not even Sunset?!"
"You mean they haven't already? Then I must be doing a good job!"
"You can't be here!"
"Look, odds are, Spike, pony me and Twilight would approve of having two versions of your Dad making sure you're doing just fine in school. This world's Stardust attending Canterlot High alongside you as a student, and I as a teacher. It's fool-proof!"
"You mean full proof to Rarity discovering who I really am!"
"Relax my fine lizard friend... Or human now. Neither this world nor its Equestria knows anything about us. As long as we keep out mouths shut and not show off any fancy Balance magic, no one will make a connection. CHS's Stardust and I look nothing alike due to me being in my original form, and your appearance isn't too similar to either your dog or dragon forms. We'll be fine!"
"I... I... Ugh, do you even know what you're doing?!"
"...Probably more than what Principal Celestia's doing. Besides, I've always wanted to teach; English especially."
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We all have our own religion.
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So Sunset lives in an crummy apartment. Okay, THAT I can buy. Finally, something in EQG that makes sense!
