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So I missed the memo that Undertale came out on PS4 15 days ago. Welp, better late than never; time for mass genocide.
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"How would you define your relationship with the Princess?"
"Deeper than a Stephen King novel. More complex than a rubik's cube. Most importantly, brighter than a supernova."
"Mm-hm, and how would the Princess define it?"
"...Probably like analyzing the most complicated math equation ever."
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"Hey Stardust. If I had kids... Would you babysit?"
".............................No."
"Aw come on Star! You practically helped raise me-!"
"I'm still recovering."
"C'mon! That's not nice!"
"Spike, putting up with your homemade nachos isn't nice!"
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[SPOILERS]
Let's see... We'll have another Thorax episode next week... Daring Do afterwards... Ooh the two episodes after starring Zecora! What else... Crusaders, of course, but with an interesting premise it sounds like.
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Applejack's Legend Story.
Good thing they don't show that lava is nothing like a river and consumed the rest of the island beyond the impractical trench it definitely wouldn't have just flown down in.
Rarity's Legend Story.
So basically Mulan and Snow White but the villain's nothing worthy noting. Can you imagine a mixture of Shan Yu and the Evil Queen? That's movie potential right there-
Rainbow's Legend Story.
...[BEEP] you Hasbro. [BEEP] you with something jagged and sand papery.
Overall thoughts on episode: Meh. At least it wasn't a massive disappointment like last's week.
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Here, wrote this out of boredom. Enjoy. XD
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"Stardust Balance, of the Twiliphian House of Lungbarrow. Special somepony to Princess Twilight Sparkle, and overall doombringer to all my enemies. In addition, the only love interest to the Princess who's neither a bland cardboard box with lips or a self-conceited counselor that really needs to be fired from his job.""
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Latest chapter for A Journey Beyond Sanity has been published! And we settle with... More misunderstandings and a classic heated exchange between the mismatched couple of the decade. Enjoy!
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10959457/121/A-Journey-Beyond-Sanity
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/243194/121/a-journey-beyond-sanity/chapter-120-knowledge-is-balance

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I really, really cannot stand people who think too highly of themselves. It's like a pet peeve, and I have to laugh in spite everytime someone attempts to hide their overbearing arrogance with some shades of modesty.
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"Detective Quasimodo, do you know who murdered her?"
"I don't know... But I have a hunch."
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Yesterday's episode was certainly a downgrade from last week's. Dull, predictable, easily avoidable conflict and some characters bordering on OOC territory. Next.
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Watching the Two Best Friend's last part to their TWD season three playthrough, and they get the best ending involving the death of a certain insufferable child character. And I'm like:

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I ship Fluttershy/Discord.
I ship Sunburst/Starlight.
I ship Daring Do/Ahiuztol.
I ship Bon/Lyra.
I ship Timber/A painful and agonizing demise through a forest fire.
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"Don't you think you're exaggerating by saying Cinch should've been thrown in jail?"
SHE BLACKMAILED A MINOR. THAT IS IMPRISONMENT BY LAW.
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"Ends justify the means."
Yeah, see, the thing about that is, when those means end up endangering or almost killing innocent people, um... THAT [BEEP] DOESN'T APPLY!
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Sign of a good parent: No letting your kids watch a Star Wars prequel.
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This will sound weird but... I'd be happy to adopt Spike as my own son.
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Latest chapter for A Journey Beyond Sanity has been published! Hearth's Warming, time spent between Stardust, his beloved Princess and little brother dragon. Also the whole family will come to visit, enjoying this festive time of the year. What can potentially ruin this holiday? Enjoy!
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10959457/120/A-Journey-Beyond-Sanity



