The Professor...8D

Examples of some things I worked on or did................ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFQCo4CdhMM https://soundcloud.com/the_professor-3/axe-in-the-stone

I 'd Stay the Age I am now, or whatever age I become later on, I like growing & growing Old, I just keep the kid in me alive.

I don't Understand, is that a sideways human? I thought people were suppose to be vertical with head first and feet on the ground................................Maybe it's one of those statement pieces..........................(I'm Joking )

Not again...........

Tacos...........Tacos.................Tacos.......................Tacos, That was hilarious, now do a barrel roll.

These aren't the Crossovers your looking For..............Star WarsxMLP..........Huzzah

Western Society my posterior, It's all over the bloody place, there are very few society's that practice matriarchal policies or even true equal mentality's between the sexes. It's a lording mentality, that most of the world takes on. If people could learn to let go of those and just let others be, but No, World peace is a bad joke. But all we can do is try with those around us & whom ever we encounter.

The greatest Teachers, are those that know they will always be Students- If you can't Love yourself, why do you expect other people to?- Children are the Future, So why do we keep killing their Curiosity & Love?- There are no Stupid Questions, Only Stupid answers- If you find yourself lost down life's road, for the love of God ask for directions- Don't be Lazy- Money is not the root of All Evil, Love of Money IS- If you see a Clown, PUNCH IT-

Cupcake while I appreciate you feel guilty I'm actually Law Enforcement. I'm afraid I'll have to report you to your local authorities &........................................................Naw I'm just kidding.................................or am I.

I was thinking about how time travel may not be possible (inmyopinion) Time doesn't exist, time is merely the recoring of events as they pass and the movement of time is just the winding down of energy and decay in matter. So in order to travel back in time one would have to rearrange the matter and energy of desired point of time, and if you did that you would have created merely a replica of that point and all the life of that time would be brain dead masses............................................and why does my left butt cheek keep itching?

I've stopped drinking Soda,(eats my stomach), But back when I did I loved Coke and Dr.Pepper. Cream Soda & Root Beer were treats.

I don't know about Weirdest, but definitely one of those that scared me........................... I'm eating dinner with my family inside my house at that time, Except my family wasn't my family(I didn't know them from anywhere but the dream rules said I did), the outside of the house was the same but the inside wasn't(the layout was the same but rooms were too big and different to how they really were.)We finish eating dinner, talk a little while cleaning up the table. I then go to my "room" to go to bed. As I go to bed I'm wearing a chain around my left hand that has a piece dangling. As I'm sleeping I feel a pull on the chain I awaken to find a hand pulling on the chain. I jump out of bed and as I do two kids I knew from school at that time crawl out from under my bed and they fight me, it's more like a shoving match but I push them away and get out of my bedroom. when I leave "my" room everything in the house has changed again. It's darker and Evil hangs in the air. I look around and instantly "know" my "family" is gone but I also realize they weren't my family. I Look to my right and see one of those old antique dolls with the glass eyes & curly hair just standing in a doorway at the end of the hall. I walk up to it filed with both curiosity and dread. As I get maybe a foot away it comes to life and tries to kill me with a small knife it was holding behind it's back. I manage to grab it and smash it against a wall. The doll shatters and as it does you can feel a scream come from it and a black smoke like living, writhing shadow rises from the inside and dissipates. I make my way to the middle entrance of the house between upstairs and down. I meet some one who tells me she's my "aunt" and gives me a sword and dagger that glow blue and looked like (image above, but with a black blade that had a blue glow around the edges and the handle was pure white). I took the swords without saying anything and my aunt left. I then proceeded to other parts of the house to try and find my real family. As I make my way through hordes the dolls attack me with various small weapons including hand held crossbows. Through it all the sword and dagger allow me to fight them off and cut through anything like air. Even more amazing I some how "knew" how to use them and my body moved the way I wanted it too. After searching the house for a long period of time I decide my family isn't here and I need to leave. I make my ay back to front entrance, it's locked and won't open so I use the sword to cut an X into the across the door and it falls apart. I run outside and find the yard full of the dolls. I fight my way to a large storage shed/garage we built in the back yard ( the shed is entirely too large compared to the real one). I go in and find a large tractor or combine and drive it out. I aim the thing at the house and jump off right before it plows into the house. I just know the house has to be destroyed. I get up after the jump and watch as the combine and house & explode in ball of fire. As I watch the house burn I take a slight breath of relief, when suddenly some one places their hand on my shoulder from behind. That's when I woke up......

I would get rid of Arbor Day............Trees will kill us all.

It be Brilliant.........I like read.......

For the happy couple....................................Be Happy...............& Beware the Clown Zombies http://youtu.be/K7utEaLovQo

Edwardo_Brony'sidea is Brilliant you could also make a speech bubble, here's my Idea "I like Read"....................yeah probably go with eddy's idea. Also it's great.

Banned because I'm That Man