Oh I adore conspiracy theories ^-^ Even if I don't believe (Except Illumiati, they're real) it's really funny game to play!
My favorites is about secret societies, fighting for the world domination. Ya, all that Masons and Templars and stuff.
Girls from previous job called me Mr. Morning Coffee heh. It's obligatory everyday ritual for me - to make a cup of coffee right after I came to office. ^-^
But actually if I were live in coutryside whre's no tight traffic and hi speeds and weather was always warmer than water freezing, I would probably ride a bike.
Well, for me is the biggest advantage of car is a safety. It has 4 wheels and you feel confidently on the road in any weather. Does not matter if there's ice or water on the road.
Also if some not very attentive person will hit you on the road you will have a scratched door instead of broken spine.
I tried linux several times and always had a reason to return to Windows. But now, when Win10 was released it stays the best OS for me. =3
It has really sweet terminlal and Powershell is great for scripting. (much more comfy than Linux bash)
Updates never really bothered me: it takes minute or two in couple weeks (or month? I'm not sure).