P-Jay

"i konw im a weird pony in the best way." ruby said, starting to eat. "and no, what kind of pony could eat this much?!" caliber sneezed, somewhere. "im just saving this food for later!" she grinned. "you got a fridge?" "and dont worry, red, i can make friends with anyone! ill just pay that shop guy a visit, and it'll be just fine!" her grin faltered. "granted, thats never worked before, but hey! i can still swipe more food while im at it!"

oh shaddup you panzy. it was a joke. XD

no its not god-modding unless it happens in the future

"hey, its worked before." ruby said with a suddenly serious tone. "i got this one shop thrice." she brightened up when red said 'yes' "all right! we'll be an unstoppable team, you and me! the dynamic duo! the sisterly swords! red-coated terror! ice and dice! team we're-not-that-experienced-but-we'll-still-kick-you-into-next-week!" she laughed. and she didnt even seem to care that red was homeless.

i know. because im fabulous. but yeah, im planning on red/ruby to bump into zenru and cubus having an argument.

"thats what these are for!" she said, pulling out a few slap-on fake mustaches. "so we can do it again under a disguise!" she went for an evil cackle, but considering her age and size, it only came out as a sorta cute giggle. ruby frowned. "relax, if worst comes to worst, we could just eat berries. im sure cali--er, calcifer has a page on edible plants..." she tossed red's sandwich at her, and pulled out her own food. "by the way, can i be your roommate?" she asked suddenly. "feel free to decline." she added causally.

"NO, NO, I INSIST." she said loudly, as she dug around in her bag, and pulled out a gargantuan-sized money bag. she tossed it to the waitress, who started to say something, but was interrupted by ruby saying 'keep the change' they got their food, and ruby immediately started getting the food, and putting them into some type of bag she swiped from the front desk. she wrapped the food beforehand, of course. she listened intently to everything red said, with a few nods here and there. "i know how it can feel to be so strong, and yet so weak." she said, still neatly putting the food into the bag. it started getting weird when she got red's food, and put it in the same bag she stuffed her own food. "and while i would love to say something deep and meaningful right now, unfortunately, we gotta go! NOW!" she pulled red's sleeve, and ran out the restaurant the moment the owner 'tested' the bag of bits ruby gave, and ended up with a chipped tooth. the rest of the 'bits' had paint that was washing off. it turned out they were just pieces of wood, painted gold with some sort of juice! ruby laughed as they were briefly chased. then they got away by dashing into a alley, and waiting till they passed. "so...you had the grilled cheese, right?" she asked, looking in the bag of food she had stolen. "im sure you did..." she grinned. that little trick she pulled was invented by no other then caliber, who according to his adventure log, did it quite often.

now, if it were me IRL...thats a different story.

"race ya to the restaurant!" ruby blurted out, as she started sprinting in the direction of said restaurant. when she got there, she started ordering enough food to feed the two, plus three more. she grinned. "so, red, how strong do you consider yourself?" she asked.

caliber could still take 'em. probably. most likely. if he was feeling prime. with dark magic. and he was lucky. you know what? he would need help.

"but yet a pack of wolves are easily dominated by a lone tiger. or a chimera. or various other stand-alone predators." caliber said suddenly. "i personally think your still underestimating me." caliber looked at him closer. "never assume until you got all the facts. of course, your free to ignore what i said."

i have my ways.

i completely did everything there was to do in kingdom hearts 1.5 remix. and iv joined a lot of RP's. not much besides that.

im fixing to do a cubus vs zenru thing, which would be basically something like this, but cooler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVFU0P1Mlh4

caliber burst through the door the moment it started to open. his sword was already out, and pointed at whoever it was he just pinned to the ground. caliber looked at him for a moment, before jumping off, and sheathing his sword. "well?" he asked the others, "where do we go? we need to save our friend!"

"oh, relax."

maybe... although if that place is anything along the lines of 'formal' then im sure caliber will make quite a scene.

cubus didnt say anything, but continued to wait. "indeed." he said simply. caliber grinned again. but this one was a tad more unsettling then the others. "i usually dont go for the kill, unless the pony im fighting is also trying to go for the kill." he said, with that same grin. "and i cant wait myself, until we can finally go head-to-head."

why does everyone hate applejack's bar? seriously, think about it. first, a wall was destroyed. then someone caught it on fire. and now someone has detonated it.

@@Commander Tangent, "you truly do underestimate ponies, huh?" caliber asked, maybe a bit quieter then he meant. hell, he had fought with unfair odds before. he knows good techniques and strategies for dealing with overwhelming numbers. he still lost, but he took out an unsettling amount.

okay, since chip, and unic did, so should i. battle theme:

"well, sleight, i guess ill start. iv been on the roads for about ten years, now. been traveling since i was ten years old. my birthdays coming up, actually. about to be 20." on the way to the diner, caliber had a small bag that had his ripped up cape in it. which he put at rarity's door with some gems inside the bag, with a note saying 'dont ask questions. just fix it.' "and its been a while since iv competed in an actual fighting competition. two years, in fact. and since then, iv really found out just how out-classed i am. and thats...almost scary to me." he grinned, as the diner came into view. he walked inside, and ordered fifty muffins. but after realizing this is to-go, he changed that order to five. "you gonna get anything?" he asked sleight. "dont be shy now." "oh, i could go for some food!" ruby said, walked next to red. "er--this is my first time being here, so could you guide me?" she added. 'this is so great!' she thought, 'iv already made a friend!' she squealed inwardly. 'and who knows? this is only day one! ill be sure to make more friends!'

i was thinking that, too.

"you'd be surprised as to how many ways someone can attack." caliber said, "and i like to think that even though their centaurs, i would have no problem attacking them from the front. its really a simple act of side-stepping, and slashing. rinse wash repeat. and i doubt they have enough training to actually catch me. and who knows? maybe we can make a plan based on that." he grinned. "and that can actually be a plan. i fight, slowly start to let them win, lure them into a false sense of victory, and the rest of y'all rush in, and we take them by surprise!"

i was thinking maybe a parkour place. full of stuff to parkour on. think about it.