How i would sound if anypony, anybody or anything land on me, but i am going to
go with Rarity on this one.
Me: "Fraaawwwccckkk!!"
Rarity: "Oh in the name of Celestia, where am i !?"
"Oooh d-d-dear! Are you alright, i am dreadfully sorry for landing on you!"
Me: "Oooo look.... a pweety marsmalloz pony...." *blacks out* -_-
Rarity uses her magic to pick me up and either take me toward a place of recovery, or
she might by chance find Twilight Sparkle.(I go with twilly xD)
Rarity, catching sight of Twilight, runs toward her.
Rarity: "Oh, Twilight there you are! I fell on top of this poor creature, i really don't know how
bu-" *she looks shocked yet puzzled*
"Twilight, darling, do you notice your on top of that thing as well."
Twilight looks down, then use her wings to float up and land on the ground. (A twilight lover's chance to pop in xD)
Twilight: "Hey.. ar-are you ok?"