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HOLY FUCK IT HAPPENED! +++ Musical! I fucking love these, even when they're shit! ++ "If your parents where here" AAAAAAAHHHHHH SHE DROPPED THE PARENT BOMB! I never thought they would actually do it! ++ DT stuff. Our fanfics are coming true! But no seriously, its good to see that they're finally following through on the Babs Seed moral. + I suppose helping out your worst enemy is a good way to get a mark. + Suppose they're going with the whole "helping other ponies do shit right" angle since it sort of fits with the current theme of the show. Its also a way to keep'em in the show for S6. Yeah, I'm down for that. + Music note for Sweetie. Well, at least they acknowledged the original implications. + Awww, Celestia finally got some mail! - Though I gotta admit, the music here felt more utilitarian than it could have... Wow! just, wow! Yeah, I gotta give this one a DROPPINBOMBS / 10!

Oh wow! Yeah, that happened! + If you're into cringe humor, then this is the cringiest thing since Spike at the games ++ "That's Big Mac in a dress." Yes it is, sweetie. Yes it its~ +++ Holy fucking shit feels at the end! Legit choked up there! + Adorable Scoots & RD. Such tryhards! -/+ I suppose I could say something about this entire issue being solved by just expressing yourself properly, but then again they did directly state that at the end, so at least they get it. Ya know, I can't really say anything negative here! I laughed at the cringe and feel'd at the feels. Good stuff all around! So, I give this ep a That'sBiMacinadress / 10!

Waitwaitwait, you want me to shoot a machine gun at an immortal pony sun goddess for her own personal pleasure? That may very well be the most metal thing I've ever heard, much less had the opportunity to do!! Fuck yeah I'll do it!

Yeah, I came to the same conclusion after reading a post over on Ponychan, where a poster states that the term "moon" was misused in this episode. Considering the info on the FiM wiki, http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Moons, this would definitely be the case. So yeah, there is a motive. This can make sense now. Which means I get to change my rating! I upgrade it to an-Equestrian-moon-seems-to-be-the-one-unit-of-time-not-consistent-with-our-own / 10! Now, I still have a problem with this episode because you can't just change an objective unit of time without explanation. The wiki states that the Equestrian moon has no human equivalent, which makes me think that the writers really forgot that the human moon is measured to the second! 27 Earth days, 7 hours, 43 minutes, and 12 seconds, to be exact. Look, I may be a fan, but I don't follow this stuff that hard! If there's a difference in time terminology, I need to know!

This episode does not hold up to scrutiny! Like, even basic scrutiny... + Looks good, sounds good, FiM quality production + Coco is still cute - That play sucked! -- Why did everyone think they couldn't help? No seriously! If they didn't wanna help because they thought they couldn't make a difference, then how in the **** did it ever happen!? What sort of lavish, kick***, absolute wonder of a show did Charity manage to organize that the populace felt this **** lost without her? ******* seriously, what is stopping them!? Honestly, the map really should have called in Twilight! Not to fix everything in a snap, but to get some actual *** **** leadership up in here! --- "I used to think that to help my community, I had to do something big" ******* WHY! Why do you think this!? Explain yourself!!! Also, BULL****! Used to? Used to!?! For how ******* long have you held this belief? Because I can point you to a time when you didn't think this! WHEN CHARITY WAS AROUND!!! What changed!? ----- "But here, you did something as simple as building a stage and putting on a play, and look at how its brought everypony together!" Ya know who else did this? YOU DID! FOR SEVERAL ******* YEARS!!! Seriously, what kind GOD AMONGST PONIES was this Charity chick!?! --------------- "I saw coco's flyers for volunteers, but didn't think anything I have time to do would be that useful" *sigh*...either Charity is an absolute diplomancer, or Coco is just that bad of an organizer. Its like everyone just forgot that THEY were the ones who had been doing this ****! Nopony is asking these ponies to do anything more than what they've already been doing! Okay people, help me on this one. Coco's pictures clearly depict her as being a filly, right? So this must have been going on for a while. If its called "mid-summer" Then it must at least be annual, right? If the problems started several moons ago, then that means Charity left in between the last play and this one, right? This is Coco's first time trying to lead it, right? There there couldn't have been enough failed productions to make everyone forget how they used to do it, right? right? At least when Applejack went through this in Apple Family Reunion, she had a motive. It was her first time, therefore she felt she had something to prove. That makes sense. Sure she's wrong, but you can see why she'd make that mistake. But here, there's nothing! Charity leaves, therefore this event had to be bigger? How does this make sense!? Answer that, and you fix the episode. And please, help me on this if you can. I don't like disliking things, and I can't think the episode did something as stupid as forgetting basic motive! God damn this is unfair, but this is what happens when I'm forced to think. Until I can somehow justify this, I give this episode a rating of JUST*******DOITAGAIN / 10! EDIT: Considering the site, I should probably censor this.

Okay, that was really fun! ++ Adorable Dashie! ++ Adorable Rarity! + All that jazz was a nice touch! - Kinda predictable Honestly, I don't have much to say about this one. I was having too much fun watching best ponies be best poWAITAMINUTE!!! If dicking over a wonderbolt gets you kicked out, then shouldn't Spitfire and Fleetfoot be out already? That doesn't make anyNO, just don't think about it, Glaive...just...don't think. Overall, I give this episode a Lastminutefridgelogic/10!

Ohmygoshohmygosh I daww's the entire time! I can't even do a proper rundown because AAAAAAAWWWWWWW~ GoodFeels/10!

Rainbow Dash because I'm a major Pegasus fanboy.

So I figure I may as well give my thoughts here -- Doctor sucked! Waaaay too much time establishing stuff, not enough good jokes -- Big Lebowski ponies were the worst part of the episode. Nothing. Fucking. Happened. Nothing got established about their character, not a single good joke was delivered, nothing relevant to the plot actually occurred. Complete waste. - No Bonbon's multiple voices joke? Laaaaame. - Ya know, for an episode that's intentionally wacky, I would have expected more commentary on the show. This ep needed more meta humor! - Twicane. Really? And we're not gunna be clever with it? Come on, this was Double Rainboom levels of bad! -/+ Steven Magnet at the spa. Okay, makes sense, and the scene is relevant to the plot kinda. I'm okay with this...kinda. No joke? Really? And no, Steven Magnet being a thing is not a joke! (I think we can take something out of these points. REFERENCES AREN'T JOKES! Just having a thing exist in your world, however quirky it might be, is not an excuse for not being clever!) -/+ Bonbon and Lyra were okay in concept, though I feel it could have had better execution. Though strangely enough, I'm completely okay with secret agent Sweetie Drops. Its dumb, but it was meant to be, and now I want stupid parody fanfics of it. + Jumping the shark. Okay, I think we all saw this joke coming, but it does fit. + Bugbear. God dammit. + Gotta love the flower trio! Those three are some of my favorite background ponies, and they have no real right to be! Hope to see more in the future! + Derpy's new voice is cute! Do I detect a slight hint of Brooklyn? + Vinyl and Octavia were solid. They didn't have to establish much for them and the played off each other reasonably. Could have been funnier, but reasonable + Shining exploding with liquid pride. ++ Royal sisters acting like sisters! YES!!! ++ Steven Magnet gives up his mustache. Okay, I daw'd. Great throwback is great. ++ Gummy gets his own big lipped alligator moment. ++ "Maybe its just a friendship problem and it'll be sorted out in a half hour or so." Well, at least we have some meta... So yeah, some big hits and some big misses. So overall, I give this episode a sharkjump/10

Okay, that was fun! Like really, really fun! + Tree Hugger was great! Looking forward to plenty of art of her high as fuck + Ohm-*whinny~* + Discord? Discord! DIIIIISCOOOOOORD!!! + Did I spot the mark of chaos undivided on discord's scepter? + "You're the most basic of jokes" ZING! + Oh Celestia! You so silly! Actually, fuck it. If i had to list all the good points here, this post would go on for a while. Lets just say they were on their A-game here and dropped a riot of an episode! Overall, I give this a CELESTIALIVES!!!/10