Welcome! As you undoubtedly know already, there is loads of fun to be had here, and I hope you make the most of it! I know about you thanks to PinkuRiku, so you can thank her for this post.
I just hope i don't read anything too tramatizing here. This site seems to tell you EVERY comment a 'friend' makes...we might even want to switch to talking via pm :/
Why, gis of course. What a silly question.
If I eat chips at a rate of 5 chips a minute, and a coin is exactly an eighth of an inch broad, whose airplane just crashed into the Pacific?