But I am still in past. you are still in future. There are no eggs in future, only in past. You must invent time machine with rubber band, popsicle stick, and glue. dozen eggs are now flock of bird. We are plotting global takeover.
I am back from a bathroom break. I am also back to something. It is the future. I am Back to the future. Back to the future was made in the 80's. I am now flock of 80's birds, still too far in the past for you. And now you have already exploded. I am dozen 80's eggs.