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  1. Platinum Sonnet

    bak from work :P

    1. Mars Orbit

      Mars Orbit

      .......JUST DO IT!!!!

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  2. Platinum Sonnet

    bak from work :P

    1. Mars Orbit

      Mars Orbit

      *flies back*

      *sh*ts on your doorknob*

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  3. Platinum Sonnet

    bak from work :P

    1. Mars Orbit

      Mars Orbit

      *smiles*

      *Sh*ts on every rug in the house*

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  4. Platinum Sonnet

    My littile bro just sent me a text that reads: "HOLY SHITSICKLES, BATMAN! I MADE THE SCHOOL PLAY!!"..... wtf bro

    1. Mars Orbit

      Mars Orbit

      I'm not in a play.

      It was a joke.

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  5. Platinum Sonnet

    bak from work :P

    1. Mars Orbit

      Mars Orbit

      *takes a sh*t on Carol's rug*

      MY RUG NOW!!!

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  6. Platinum Sonnet

    My littile bro just sent me a text that reads: "HOLY SHITSICKLES, BATMAN! I MADE THE SCHOOL PLAY!!"..... wtf bro

    1. Mars Orbit

      Mars Orbit

      I'm in a school play right now!

      And I'm only 73

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  7. Platinum Sonnet

    bak from work :P

    1. Mars Orbit

      Mars Orbit

      *whimpers*

      *runs outside*

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  8. Platinum Sonnet

    bak from work :P

    1. Mars Orbit

      Mars Orbit

      *pees on carols rug*

      I PEED ON YOUR RUG!!!

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  9. Platinum Sonnet

    bak from work :P

    1. Mars Orbit

      Mars Orbit

      The chuck norris is obviously not as powerful as everyone says he is.

      If he was he would walk up behind me and slam my face into the keybkboykpibulyobivunykpbiynbl

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  10. Mars Orbit

    I just set your bed on fire! *teleports away*

  11. Oven Mitts

    Hello

  12. Platinum Sonnet

    bak from work :P

    1. Mars Orbit

      Mars Orbit

      *Gasp*

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  13. Platinum Sonnet

    bak from work :P

    1. Mars Orbit

      Mars Orbit

      It threw a baby turtle into a tornado.

      In response the tornado released a diss track and the egg got shot.

      It's funeral is this weekend.

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  14. Mars Orbit

    Aaaaaaannnnnnd I'm back.

  15. Mars Orbit

    Aaaaaaannnnnnd I'm back.

  16. Platinum Sonnet

    bak from work :P

    1. Mars Orbit

      Mars Orbit

      One sec the egg is trying to burn my house down.

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  17. Mars Orbit

    Aaaaaaannnnnnd I'm back.

  18. Mars Orbit

    Aaaaaaannnnnnd I'm back.

  19. Platinum Sonnet

    bak from work :P

    1. Mars Orbit

      Mars Orbit

      Trying to win a staring contest with an egg.

      You?

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  20. Mars Orbit

    Aaaaaaannnnnnd I'm back.

  21. Platinum Sonnet

    bak from work :P

    1. Mars Orbit

      Mars Orbit

      Hallloooooo!

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  22. Mars Orbit

    Aaaaaaannnnnnd I'm back.

  23. Mars Orbit

    Aaaaaaannnnnnd I'm back.

  24. Mars Orbit

    Aaaaaaannnnnnd I'm back.

  25. Mars Orbit

    Aaaaaaannnnnnd I'm back.

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