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Mars Orbit

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  1. I woke up to my cat sleeping on top of my fridge again. she tried to jump on my face again. She narrowly missed and hit the counter and now I feel bad for not letting the cat jump on my face

  2. This one is for you both. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  3. Mars fights using some basic Kung Fu and dirty tactics. He is 100% ready to throw dirt and hit something with a rock. Skitz keeps the fights close and swings with heavy strikes. Green keeps distance until he feels that his opponent is tired or spots an opening. Until then it's dodging and defensive lightning. If the fight gets crazy enough he may start doing fancy stuff like dropping from the sky and exploding or throwing his sword and working to recover it because that's a horrible idea.
  4. I have tons of embarrassing stories. I will tell one of them. I was walking around school, being an idiot with my friends. Then I tripped flung one of my shoes, which hit my friend in the face, causing him to fall and headbutt the girl I like in the stomach.
  5. Sometimes I think im the only one who doesn't really like dubstep.

    1. Monsoon

      Monsoon

      I don't like dubstep also

  6. No matter how much I sleep I always have bags.

  7. Jonas x *cries because of the beauty of that trick*
  8. Should I butter my face or someone else's face?
  9. A bucket. Buckets are educational and child friendly.
  10. Lets make a bet. if I update my status you owe me 5 bucks.

  11. Fill in the blanks! _______! ____? __ _ ____ _____ _______ __ __ _____ ___?

    1. GenderIsAnIllusion

      GenderIsAnIllusion

      Hey! What? Are you just going to be standing there?

    2. 碇 シンジン

      碇 シンジン

      Rarity is bestpony =)=)=)=)

  12. Hallo, bros and girl bros

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    2. 碇 シンジン

      碇 シンジン

      helloo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    3. Mars Orbit

      Mars Orbit

      HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    4. 碇 シンジン

      碇 シンジン

      HOW AREE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????????????????????????

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