Attack of the Pwns

Here's mine, I'm not particularly surprised by it. Humanmetrics Jung Typology Test™ Your Type ENFP Extravert(56%) iNtuitive(62%) Feeling(88%) Perceiving(56%) You have moderate preference of Extraversion over Introversion (56%) You have distinct preference of Intuition over Sensing (62%) You have strong preference of Feeling over Thinking (88%) You have moderate preference of Perceiving over Judging (56%) Also, just realized, I got best pony on the pony chart

I'm really starting to get my heart set on Austin, TX. Here's why: 1. I've spent 21 years dealing with snow a and ice and sub 30-degree temps in winter, I'm ready to be done with that bologna for a while 2. Being a huge car guy, while I love the looks of Southern California, I can't deal with the yearly smog checks and cops that chew you out for anything that is aftermarket being on your vehicle. 3. I want to go somewhere where the Brony fandom is actually recognized as existing. Here in Kansas, you'd think there never was a 4th gen of MLP, so few people know about us it's not even funny. There's no meetups, and the only place to buy merch is a Hot Topic if you're lucky enough to find one out here. Austin, on the other hand, is a bit more quirky, so I could probably find a group of guys to watch ponies with and a comic shop that carries the IDWs.

Well, we see just enough of Twist in Call of the Cutie that's she's not a blank slate, but she also doesn't get enough characterization to have a very developed personality in canon, either.

I used to be very offended by cursing, but now less so. I realized that the only reason curse words are socially unacceptable is because they might offend people, and then I began to notice that when I was obviously disgusted by other people's cursing, those people were offended as they perceived me as being "snooty". So, while I don't curse, I don't feel we should necessarily chastise others for it unless it gets out of hand or under other special circumstances (I.e. cursing when children are around, cursing in the presence of those who you know are offended by it, etc.)

I'm not sure why, but it seems that the fandom attaches to some background ponies and not to others. Twist just doesn't have much development in the fandom, so we see her as a bland character. That's our fault, not hers, and as such I don't hate her in any way, shape, or form. My head cannon for Twist is that having to cope with her speech impediment, she's sort of a Walter Mitty character. In her mind, she considers herself to be "one bad mama-jamma" because she's stopped caring what others think of her. The main reason I say this is just because I want imagine she might actually use the term "thwag" in casual conversation. I apologize for the language in the image.

My answer to this question is quite simple- I didn't want to annoy others with talk of ponies, so I found a pony-specific site. Although, TBH it took up all the courage I could muster to sign up here, because the only person that knows I'm a brony made it clear I shouldn't be commenting on forums. But hey, it's my life not hers, right?

I was concerned it was a drug reference, too. Psyched!

Best pony is Pinkie, but as for coolest in the traditional sense... "Normally, she's Rainbow Dash, but today she's Rainbow Glasses!" *YOU KNOWWWW!*

Most of my friends' parents loved me whilst I was growing up, which bothered me at times because I occasionally felt like I was being used as an example of what "their kid SHOULD be like" when I was really just putting on a sort of Eddie Haskell act. Mind you, I was a good kid in school who was a straight Christian virgin who never cursed, smoked, or drank. I still don't do any of it today, in fact. BTW, referring to your friends parents as "Mr. and Mrs. _________" will usually win you some brownie points. My best friend's parents still think pretty highly of me, I think. For the last year and a half of her life, his Grandma practically became my Grandma, too. I went with him to her house every day for lunch, she used to run a drive-in restaurant so she loved the opportunity to cook for someone and was a very good cook. She was a great influence and it was one of the saddest moments of my life when she passed on. R.I.P. Granny.

Unsurprisingly, I am creatively minded, and very proud of it.

I'm a huge car guy, and as such I LOVE driving in it's proper context. I think a lot of the reasons that people "hate driving" are caused by out-of-context driving on a regular basis. Before I continue on rambling, let me make this point clear: I love cars as an art form. I don't push for people to drive because I think it's necessarily the most amazing experience they'll ever have, I do it to keep the concept of personal and customizable transport alive. A Triumph TR6 is beautiful. A public transit bus is boring at best. Let's not turn our roadways into communist states. So, without further ado, I give you my checklist for the proper way to drive: 1. The car itself. First off, the average driver needs to know more about their vehicle. Is it Front Wheel, Rear Wheel, or All Wheel Drive? Front wheel, whilst by far the least safe, efficient, or fun, is also sadly the most popular by a wide margin. This should not be the case, but thanks to uneducated consumers and car conglomerates looking to cut costs, they are. The people that grow up with these vehicles around are far less likely to ever care about their own car, leading to a vicious cycle. Rear wheel drive is preferable for any form of spirited driving. Rare wheel drive cars range from the smallest Miata to the largest Bentley, but all share one similarity- they have a preferable feel to their Front Wheel drive competitors. Another important part of the car side of the argument deals with the body style of car you drive. You will much more enjoy driving if you agree that you look good doing it. I can't tell you how much more of a treat it is to jump into my 2006 Mustang than it was to drive my -1995 Toyota Corolla sedan. If you think your car is part of the reason you aren't excited about driving anymore, buy something out of the norm. Go get yourself an E30 BMW or an F-Body Camaro if you're looking to get into something that's more fun off the road. If you're stuck in traffic, try something like an old Cadillac or Imperial as you'll find the added comfort of the all-leather seats to be a welcome addition to your commute. If you find yourself hauling lots of things or people, try any old station wagon or small pickup (I.e. 70s-90s Datsun, Toyota Chevy LUV, Ram 50, Subaru BRAT/Brumby), you'll be suprised how much fun you can cram into one. Most importantly, I recommend you buy something old and cheap. You will have 10x the fun in an old "beater" of a car than you will in a shiny new model. More inside jokes, less hoots given about maintenance and potential damage. That adds up to lots and lots of good times and positive memories. 2. The Road. If you've never been out of the city to drive, seriously, go out and find yourself a quiet country road this weekend. I don't care where it is on a map, it will be pure nirvana from behind the wheel. Don't believe me, go and try it once. You've got nothing but some gas money and a few hours to lose but probably more than you'd think to gain.

Welcome to the forums Onex! If you want to chat with somepony, you're always welcome over in my little slice of Equestria! Great to have you on board, you're going to love it here!

Sonata's made a believer out of me. I'm making tacos tonight. Any pony joining me in celebrating glorious tacos on Tuesdays? (I hope I put this in the right place. If you're a mod please relocate but go easy on me because IDK what I'm doing X( )

Two of my personal favorites. https://youtube.com/watch?v=FcUi6UEQh00 That one wasn't even supposed to be in ANY language. The artist, who is Italian, was mocking the fact that people such as himself listen to songs written in American slang even when they don't understand it. To prove his point, the song reached #1 on the charts in a variety of European countries back in the '70s. And, of course, I couldn't forget Falco: https://youtube.com/watch?v=WKfq-5dbvP8