Joanne looked at jack explaining how to cook a stake. She seriously didn't understand how they didn't know that, it was one of the most simple things ever!
Then jack asked her to show them the salad, but that one word 'love' made something in her snap. Her eyes narrowed and without herself even noticing it she clenched her fists. 'no joanne, no! This is stupid! Nothing is wrong, just calm down.' she thought and she relaxed her muscles again. She walked past jack to a different part of the kitchen so she had enought space to show them the salad. "I'm not your love, jackass" she whispered when she walked past him.
Then she took a breath and focused on the other people in the kitchen again. She grabbed a beatifull, big and crispy crop of letuce and showed it to them. "This is a fresh, young lettuce you see? Looks good hm? Those green leaves. Well, we're going to get rid of them. You can use the outer leaves for making the plates look pretty but for a real salad you need the younger leaves. They yellower the better." she chopped up the lettuce and put it in a bowl while she was talking "I'm going to make a simple, poor peoples salad with nice fresh ingredients." she grabbed some tomatoes and also cut those "even the poorest english people could have made this in the medieval perioud" she sprinkled breadcrums over the salad "but, we're going to give it a nice modern twist" she grabbed a bowl and put some vinigar, sugar and pepper, yougurt, mayonaise and a little bit of mustard in it and mixed it. She tasted it and added some more sugar. Then she threw a hand full of union in it and and mixed again. She let the other people taste it and then nodded aproving. She put the sauce over the salad and mixed it all together "this is a modern canterlot salad" she said