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  1. We all have done ridiculous things in video games, what are a few things that you have done?

     

    My first was the Pajama Puncher, a playthrough I did in Fallout 3. Using only their fists and the sexy sleepwear, my character wrecked havoc through the wastes, killing practically everybody. And yes, I managed to punch a deathclaw to death once.

     

    Here is what they looked like:

    http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/525015346380522718/70C890FFC22D39DE142D2A5C8A21C4312E2F8058/

     

    There was also the time in TF2 where I went on gamebanana and found the stupidest/silliest mods and installed them all into my tf2, this was the end result:

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  2. My school was recently built like 4 years ago and honestly kinda looks more like a prison than a school on the outside. Inside it looks pretty nice however, besides the boring white walls (seriously like every wall in this place is white!) Besides that though, its an okay school.

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  3. Actually, this brings up a question of my own. Are there any other asexual bronies/pegasisters who have trouble determining when fan art is of a sexual nature and when it's not? Unless it's crude and obvious with the actual organs drawn in, I seriously can't tell what's supposed to be "sexy"  :confused:

    I have a similar issue when my friends are talking about what they find attractive, they are all describing what they like so I just sorta sit there confused, though I don't necessarily have a problem identifying when something is supposed to be sexual or not, some of the more subtle stuff tends to stump me though.

     

    Also, an annoying thing about being asexual is trying to explain it to people who have never heard it before, a lot of my conversations go like this.

     

    "So do you find girls attractive?"

    "No."

     

    "Okay, then you are gay, right?"

     

    "No, I'm asexual, I don't like guys or girls really."

     

    Then I get like one of these 4 responses.

     

    "So are you like a tree???"

     

    "Yeah, no, you just don't wanna admit you are gay."

     

    "Dude, how can you even know if you haven't had sex?"

     

    "You just choose to be asexual because you can't get a girlfriend." (This one really irks me the most.)

     

    All of them are kinda understandable reactions to somebody who hasn't heard of it before, but man is it kinda annoying.

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  4. Fallout 4 has got to be there, its been awhile since the last bethesda developed one was made (since New Vegas was a spin-off developdd by another company). It'd be silly of them to not at least acknowladge it in some way.

     

    Though in general, I feel as if Nintendo is going to be reviving some old IPs this year that people have been begging for. There is also a slight chance the US could be getting Mother 3 officially translated, to go along with the soon-to-be realeased Lucas smash bros DLC(plus they even mentioned it last year at E3, sure it was a joke but it was still something.)

  5. Sure thing! Can't go wrong with more friends, which is something I also happen to be looking for myself (I have a few close friends but not much else). Feel free to message me as well as add me on whatever you want!

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  6. I used to have a very bad temper when I was younger, I'd get mad very easily if something bothered me, sometimes to the point where I would even scream.

     

    Now I have cooled down a lot, it is very hard to get me to scream, but when I do, you know you screwed up. Other than that, the most I get is annoyed, which is relatively easier for such a thing to happen as some things just really bother me. For example, I cannot stand at all the sound of people eating.

  7. I'm so glad that the old team for Banjo Kazooie was able to get back together and make this, its like the biggest "Told you so" to all the people that denied them from making such a game. I'm definitely following it closely and getting it once it comes out, and hopefully it leads to more 3d platformers coming out as well, it is a genre that needs to get revived!

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  8. 2511451-banjo+(1).jpg

    These two were basically the highlights of my childhood, fantastic games all around (until they were bought by microsoft that is...) and I still go back to play them at least once a year. I'm so glad that the spiritual successor on kickstarter got backed, it looks like it will be everything that made Banjo great! (If you don't know what I am talking about look up Yooka-Laylee, old Rare devs are teaming up to make a new game like Banjo Kazooie!)

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  9. Twilight would likely turn it into a history show or show about magic.

     

    Rainbow Dash would make a show where she does all sorts of dangerous challenges and other such things in a competition.

     

    Fluttershy would probably make nature documentaries.

     

    Pinkie Pie would probably make it a prank show.

     

    Rarity would probably make a fashion show.

     

    Applejack would likely do something similar to rainbow dash, though maybe a bit less extreme and more in good fun that everyone can participate in.

     

    Or, they would all decide to keep the show as it is or maybe even alternate every episode who is in charge.

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  10. I'd say I'm very passionate about writing. Though generally I don't write specific stories and I like to focus on a fictional world more in general. For example, I will create a world and a complicated lore behind it, but I will rarely ever utilize it to make a story. By now, I'd say I have made 4 different unique universes that are completely finished for now but I've yet to utilize most of them. I did make a tabletop rpg out of one for me and my friends to play though.

  11. I just remebered two other stories in which I looked like an idiot.

     

    The Swarm of Kids

     

    My class was pretty weird in elementary/middle school as a whole (town was small so it went k-8).

    One of the more memorable things was one of my friend's little brother. This kid was like the mob boss of little kids, his entire class would do anything he told them to and he always looked pissed.

    Anyways, one day during recess me and some other people are chilling under a tree when all of the sudden him and 20 other kids walk up to us and he yells "GET THEM!". All of these kids start charging towards us and we bolt for it.

    My first friend got lucky and managed to avoid them by using the slide to his advantage.

    The other friend, who was the older brother of the mob boss tried to tell his brother to stop chasing us but instead of that working out he got swarmed by the kids.

    I ran away from these kids for like 15 minutes until they finally got to me and the same happened to me. Now, it may seem laughable but when you got 20 kids attacking you it is nearly impossible to fight back, especially with the teachers around. After getting swarmed they completely went ham on me punching and kicking me. After a teacher finally intervened the mob boss gave me the dirtiest look I have ever seen and ran off. None of them got in trouble and one even stole my pen.

    This is only the tip of the iceberg of weird stuff that happened at this school too.

     

    Obama Panic

     

    For some reason back in 2008 my group of friends hated Obama and thought he would ruin America, we thought he was Osama Bin Ladin in disguise and we thought John McCain was our only hope. I honestly couldn't tell you what was wrong with us. Keep in mind that this was during elementary school.

    So during recess one day we decide to pretend how Obama will be defeated and for some reason I remember it clearly. I ended up being the guy to play the role of John McCain.

    So it started with me giving a speech about how I just became president when out of nowhere Obama comes in and attacks me and says that he and the terrorists will take over the country. Then we ended up chasing each other a bit with general stupidity going on the whole time such as Obama saying stuff like "Muhaha! You will never stop me!" and me saying "You'll never get away with this!"

    Fast forward a bit I end up being cornered so I pull out a finger gun and shoot Obama, saving the day. After that for some reason the area was going to blow up so I had to run and jump for the helicopter(the monkey bars) and escape. After managing to do so I then yell "America has been saved!"

    Like I said, don't ask me what was wrong with us because I don't know.

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  12. Honestly, the problem that I have with the opposition to cursing is the fact that there is practically nothing to be offended about most of the time. Curse words generally are used to express emotions, such as to show you are angry, shocked, or even happy. Why should we have to apologize for feeling these emotions and expressing them in our own way, especially when there is no real context behind them to get offended by.

     

    Of course, this doesn't apply to insults, which are obviously always rude and offensive.

  13. On my youtube channel I used to make a series called "Teleporting Cats" in which I used the pause feature on my camera to make it seem like my cats could teleport. I had like 5 of these and they each got stupider and stupider. By the end, I was fighting an evil teleporting cat to save the town from its tyranny.

     

    Thank god I deleted them before anyone could use them against me.

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  14. It has always been something that has bothered me for some reason. I guess it has to due with the fact that we aren't exactly in the show so it doesn't make sense. I'm obviously fine with it though in an RP. But in real life or online it just seems odd, especially since not everyone is bound to be a brony.

  15. The only relationship I've ever had romantically only lasted 2 days, mainly because the person I was dating turned out to be psycho and a drug addict.

     

    Since then I haven't found anyone who interests me.

     

    Also, I enjoy talking to myself when I'm home alone, mainly to work on my voice acting and other such things. I also talk out loud to NPCs in video games and other such things. I'd make a great let's player :v.

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  16. Woah, you made a tabletop game? What was it? :P

    Yup I did, I haven't posted the rule book publicly but it takes in place in a future where the world basically has crumbled back into the dark ages and it is everyone for themselves with very few countries left standing. It borrows some of its mechanics from DnD and the Fallout PnP game but has some of its own unique mechanics as well. It wasn't too hard making the game and it is definitely something I'd do again, I was thinking of making one for the SCP Foundation universe. (Which I'm a big fan of.)

     

    (if you couldn't tell, I like tabletop rpgs lol)

     

     

    Do you have a favourite game, out of curiosity? :fluttershy:

     

    That is a tough one, but if I had to pick, I'd definitely say Fallout: New Vegas is my favorite, I have spent so much time playing and modding that game, almost more than any other (Only TF2 really surpasses it). The Fallout series is probably my favorite.

     

     

    Once again, thanks everyone for the welcomes!

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  17. I have quite the funny story actually about how I got my only real OC character, though admittedly I don't use them much.

     

    It all started when I joined some PonyRP Server on Gmod (DarkRP but with ponies as well, if you don't play GMod its a game mod used to roleplay, there is a whole system and its pretty cool).

     

    This is the story of Harvey the Fan Salespony

     

    - Appearance

    Harvey was randomly generated from the pony creator in-game, he was a brown earth pony with a black mane and blue eyes. He also took to wearing a brown hat. His cutie mark was a fan, thus meaning was meant to sell fans, it was his destiny.

     

    -Abilities

    He is really good at selling fans? That's about it. That was just taken from the cutie mark.

     

    -Personallity

    Harvey is a really quirky pony, people tend to laugh at him and call him weird due to his methods of trying to sell fans... if you can even call them that. He simply runs up to people and begs them to buy his fans, yet somehow this works. He also tends to be very unlucky and gets sidetracked easily.

    This was taken simply from how I acted in the game and how people reacted to him, and people really thought he was weird.

     

    -Other Things

    Alright, this is where the real story starts, how Harvey came to be and what happened to him. All other characters besides Harvey were played by real people on the game, who I sadly don't have the names of. The only exception to this was Frank McSmooth, another character I played.

     

    It all started when he moved to a new town. Harvey was eager to get started and immediately ran up to two ponies, begging them to buy his fans. To which they responded with a quick and angry "Get away from me".

     

    Defeated, Harvey pressed on to his house where he ran into another pony, just as strange as him. This pony offered to help him move in, which he gladly accepted.

     

    Working hard, they manage to get the place set up, when the other pony notices Harvey's back room. He appears to be working on some sort of secret project, which Harvey refuses to tell her.

    After this, they part ways for now, as Harvey needs to get to work. But right as the other pony was leaving the house, a pumpkin appeared in front of her. Suddenly, in seconds, the house was filled to the brim with pumpkins! An infestation!

     

    To Harvey's dismay he could barely even make it out of his own has to get help, squeezing through one of the windows, only to see a terrible site before him, the Pumpkin King! The Pumpkin King had taken over the town while he was moving in and was kicking every single pony out of town by over-running their houses with pumpkins.

     

    Harvey wouldn't stand for this and worked with the other pony to stop this pumpkin king. In the end, they managed to prevail, destroying the Pumpkin king and his base.

     

    A few days pass, as Harvey continues his business he is ready to start his new project! This secret project has been in the works for years and it was finally time to show it! He was going to film a documentary on the local gang "The Shadow Fiends".

     

    Surprisingly enough, he managed to convince the insane leader to let him film their antics and even took him along on some crazy missions. Hours of film and glorious interviews resulted but soon enough the gang was driven insane by Harvey and his weird personality. So they staged a plan. 

     

    They had gone on a kidnapping spree! The captured the Mayor's daughter, a random filly, and an innocent bystander, as well as Harvey. They threw them all into a room together and started to sell them off to buyers as slaves. Eventually only Harvey was left, as nobody dared to by him. And thanks to this, the gang still had to listen to Harvey's constant inane chatter.

     

    They finally had enough and decided to kick him out... of a window of a huge tower. Harvey went falling down and amazingly survived thanks to being able to land in some nearby water near the sewers.

     

    Unable to go back up, as he'd surely be attacked by the gang, he decided to head in and build his new home there. While down there, he encountered a horrifying sewer monster, who, with the help of the local police and a mysterious human simply known as "Frank McSmooth", was put to an end and a country called The Underground was built from the sewers. Harvey still lives there today and works hard to sell his fans to residents of The Underground.

     

    And that ends how I probably made the stupidest OC ever. :V

  18. I used to be really big into watching a youtuber called RayWilliamJohnson when I was younger. A friend introduced me to him and we both found him hilarious, but looking back, he really wasn't funny, all he did was use other people's content to gain views by "reacting to it". I find it hard to respect or like somebody like that.

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