"I like you just the way you are, one in a million, but it looks like your barber gave your head a Brazilian," - Mister Rogers
Interests
These things:
Weird Al, Kevin Smith, bacon, bagels, big butts (I am not lying), Reebok, snuggles, cuddles, hugs, kisses, cute gay things, kuggles, potatoes, Ned Gerblansky, music, rock, Pop Rocks, Fanta, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, pi, pie, and The Sims.
All of those are legit.
Well, I read everything they say in an excited, slightly sarcastic, British voice, and I read everything you say in a similar voice, and you both seem to have some sort of obsession over something similar yet better than jelly.