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2 AM.
MY DEMONS: Ohhhh, your family doesnt want you anymore...
MY ANGELS: No no, they love me; I'm going through a lot right now, but they still love me - they just want to see me better, is all.
MY DEMONS: Well, what about your job situation? How are you going to eat without any money?
MY ANGELS: Actually, I'm starting a new job soon, so that's not really an issue anymore.
MY DEMONS: Okay then, what about your friends? You never start messages to them; they all think you've abandoned them...
MY ANGELS: No, that's not true - they may wonder about me, but they also know I'm very scatterbrained, and if they communicate, I'll always treat them like we just talked yesterday.
MY DEMONS: Fine - what about your hobbies? They've fallen behind you...
MY ANGELS: No, some are on pause, is all; I haven't forgotten them.
MY DEMONS: Alright, what about-
ME: FOR THE LOVE OF LUNA, BOTH OF YOU, SHUT UP SO I CAN GET SOME SLEEP!!!
MY DEMONS: ...
MY ANGELS: ...
MY CRAZY: Hey... why are Smurfs blue?
ME: *sobbing uncontrollably*