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  • Birthday 1977-03-28

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    MOSTLY harmless.

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  • Location
    United States, Georgia
  • Personal Motto
    It's only smoke & mirrors if you don't want to believe in the magic.
  • Interests
    Okay, the INTERESTS go here... good to know:

    Music of any kind, though I have a deep love of Classic Rock & Golden Oldies!

    Video games, specifically RPGs and FPSs. If you don't know the acronyms, it's okay - ask, and I'll explain.

    Writing, which I do from time to time; there's a taste of it on my DeviantArt page - but you don't have to read it; I'll still be your friend. }:>

    Cartoons, particularly ones from the 1980's - 1990's, where my childhood took place. I miss Saturday mornings...

    Very random humor: Why is an orange? A bicycle, because a vest has no sleeves. If you get that joke, you're okay by me - if not, it's fine; I got a million of 'em.

    My children, which is always a good thing for a father to have an interest in!

    Discordianism, because five tons of flax. Ask at own risk.

    Conventions, where the geek elite meet to beat feet upon the street & sometimes compete in complete harmony. It's neat!

    RolePlaying - A story that is woven from many different characters (and people) can be an incredibly beautiful tapestry.

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    Roleplay World Team Lead, Community Moderator & Chaos Consultant
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    Everfree Empire Roleplay

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    EVERYONE HERE!
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    Other
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    The eloquent & tempestuous Luna
  • Best Mane Character
    ... um... F-Fluttershy... if th-that's okay...
  • Best CMC
    SCOOTALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
  • Best Secondary/Recurring Character
    Discord (duh.)
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    Swarm Of The Century; Lesson Zero; Keep Calm & Flutter On; Power Ponies; Filli Vanilli; Slice Of Life; Do Princesses Dream Of Magic Sheep?; Crusaders Of The Lost Mark; The Gift Of The Maud Pie; Dungeons & Discords; A Royal Problem; Discordant Harmony; Road To Friendship; She Talks To Angel
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    A Glass Of Water

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  1. Randimaxis

    So the phone rings, and it's the SAME DAMN TELEMARKETER that we've been dealing with for the past 6 months... so, I decided I'd had enough.  Transcript as follows, as best as I can recall:

    Me: Helloooo?

    TM: Ah, hello sir - how are you toady?

    Me: *hesitantly* I'm goooooood...

    TM:  That is good to hear, sir; according to our database, it appears that your computer is infected with a virus that we have been monitoring for some time; we can-

    Me: *bright and pleasantly*  WAIT!  let me guess... your company ONLY wants to help me, and they want to do so by selling me the cure for this so-called virus, which - to be honest - I'm fairly certain you folks put in there in the first place!  Now, I could always go to a friend of mine who works on computers, and if HE finds that your "company" are the ones responsible for this supposed "virus", I could always get in touch with both the police AND a lawyer... but instead, I'll bite; exactly WHAT is it that you have to offer me to try to separate me from my money?  Hmm?  Tell me, please, what is it?????

    TM:  *a three second silence, then*  Well, FUCK you.

    Me:  Thank you very much!

    TM:  >click<

    ... so yeah, GREAT day!  :umad:

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    2. Mesme Rize

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    3. Deleted3133333

      Deleted3133333

      I love this! Typically I just say I don't speak English in Japanese until they hang up, but this reply was pure genius!

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