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  1. Meanwhile, in another dimension...

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    1. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      This is actually terrifying.

      To eat cake without a utensil. Utterly horrifying.

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    1. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Do they still make propellor hats?

  3. If it feels like everything you touch does nothing but bring you pain...

    ... consider the possibility that it may be your finger that is broken.

  4. Eat, drink and be merry... for tomorrow, we diet.

    1. Caligula
    2. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      “Diet is just Die with a T.”

      Go figure a fellow by the name of @Caligula might raise offense to curbing their excess.

      True, I only know the character from Cinema, but I wouldn’t want to act a Snob about it.

      Snobbish Chuckles

  5. Pleasant fetal transmogrification day!

  6. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gmut5TT7NI

    *grins*

    ... w-e-e-e-e-e-e-l-l-l-l-l-l-l..?

  7. Laugh, and the world laughs with you.

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ... fart, and you stand alone, pal.

  8. What belongs to you, yet others use it more than you do?

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    2. PoisonClaw

      PoisonClaw

      Like I said, I've just heard this one before. The Riddler used it in one of the animated Batman movies.

    3. Randimaxis

      Randimaxis

      I TOTALLY FORGOT THAT!  *facepalm*

    4. Canteen_the_unstable

      Canteen_the_unstable

      That moment you are getting old and people start calling you grandpa instead of daddy

  9. My humor comes from years of mental abuse, trauma, and the occasional jar of grape jelly.

    My friends will vouch for that; they caused some of the trauma, after all.

    But that happens.  If your best friends have NEVER caused you at least a bit of trauma, then they aren't your best friends.

    Real friendship has pain, tears, and sometimes a fistfight or two; the fact the friendship survived these things should be proof of validity.

     

    Otherwise, it's just a couple of people existing at each other.

  10. My own mix; be gentle.

     

    1. Loud Opinion

      Loud Opinion

      A bit repetitive, but I don't hear enough old record mixes so I'll take what I get. The popular style is to put sumthing like this as a lead-in/backdrop for a modern instrumental. You don't set trends by doing what's popular though, so you do you.:twi:

    2. Duality

      Duality

      That's quite a novel mix, which I suppose is to be expected from such a novel mixer. More a theme-setting piece of music than something that takes centre stage, but that's no downside; each have their place. I certainly look forward to any future musical endeavours you might try your hand/tentacle/unspecified appendage at. :D

    3. Randimaxis
  11. Being of Scottish ancestry, I find this completely appropriate.

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    1. Kyoshi

      Kyoshi

      I think Discord has a very specific fetish. :wacko:

    2. Randimaxis

      Randimaxis

      You could say he blows... *chuckle*

  12. Farts are butt burps.  :derp:

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    2. Odyssey

      Odyssey

      Ew, TMI

    3. Kyoshi

      Kyoshi

      Welcome to the human body!

    4. Shiki

      Shiki

      They're actually moreso just your asscheeks applauding whatever you just did.

  13. Ping my heart; the reply will come in negative seconds.

    1. Duality

      Duality

      Is that a bad thing or a good thing? :o

  14. Pleasant fetal transmogrification day!

  15. Pleasant fetal transmogrification day!

  16. Nom.

    Urp.

    Skuumi.

  17. A most pleasant fetal transmogrification day to a most cherished intellect, good sir.  *bows humbly*

    1. Dark Qiviut

      Dark Qiviut

      Those never get old. Toda ("Thanks!"), Randi! :mlp_yeehaa:

  18. Pleasant fetal transmogrification day!

  19. Pleasant fetal transmogrification day!

    1. sherri

      sherri

      if you mean ' happy birthday '.... then...

       

      thanks so much :fluttershy:

  20. A most pleasant fetal transmogrification day to you, good sir.

    Excelsior!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPdSbklW_5I&t=6s

     

    1. JonasDarkmane

      JonasDarkmane

      Thank you good man~

  21. "Asshattery doesn't tend to lend itself to intelligence very often."

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