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  1. Randimaxis

    ... lurk, lurk, lurk... *leaves you a box of fireworks* ... lurk, lurk, lurk...

    1. RedFox

      RedFox

      WOAH! Let's light these fireworks! What could go wrong?

       

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRItYDKSqpQ

    2. Randimaxis

      Randimaxis

      Happy new year, my friend!

       

      May your dreams become stars for the world to see. }:>

  2. Randimaxis

    I have a feeling that I'm going to be Drunk Posting tonight; please forgive me ahead of time for the inevitable stupidity that will come...

    1. Seamore Sandwich

      Seamore Sandwich

      At least you won't be parking your truck in my kitchen. Yeah, that happened on New Years once. The guy got out, walked next door and asked if he could borrow a toothbrush.

  3. Randimaxis

    Lather, rinse... retry? Abort? Ignore? [PRESS R, A or I to continue]

    1. Seamore Sandwich

      Seamore Sandwich

      Up up down down left right left right b a start

    2. Randimaxis

      Randimaxis

      You now have 30 men; good luck feeding 'em all.

  4. Randimaxis

    It is better to recall your mistakes with a smile, than to remember your lies behind a frown.

  5. Randimaxis

    If you can't say something nice, you get the hose again - think happy thoughts, damn you.

    1. Minty Beam

      Minty Beam

      AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENAAAAAAAA!!!

    2. Randimaxis

      Randimaxis

      I suppose for you, Minty, John Cena counts as a happy thought; very good.

    3. Minty Beam

      Minty Beam

      :D
  6. Randimaxis

    ... lurk, lurk, lurk... *leaves you the Cruiserweight Championship Belt* ... lurk, lurk, lurk...

    1. TheRockARooster

      TheRockARooster

      Wow thanks.

    2. Randimaxis

      Randimaxis

      Welcome!

       

      Lurk, lurk, lurk...

  7. Randimaxis

    Intelligence is knowing. Wisdom is realizing you don't know enough.

  8. Randimaxis

    Yesterday will be tomorrow's last week.

    1. Primarch Fulgrim

      Primarch Fulgrim

      Dude u hit the blunt too hard man

    2. Untitled Goose Q

      Untitled Goose Q

      Depends on when you start the week.

    3. AkiraLeeJounouchi

      AkiraLeeJounouchi

      YEY!

  9. Randimaxis

    Do the fools no longer count as fools when they're the only ones who are able to break the rules?

  10. Randimaxis

    VWAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAA!!!!! *wrings hands evilly* MWA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAA!!!!!

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    2. Seamore Sandwich

      Seamore Sandwich

      *Grins maniacally while laughing on the inside*

    3. Randimaxis

      Randimaxis

      ... huh huh huh huh-huh-huh-huh-HUH-HUH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! *grasps head between palms* GRAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! *face twitches* YAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAAAAAAA!!!!!

    4. Randimaxis

      Randimaxis

      ... *COUGH, COUGH*

       

      Ahem... ha.

  11. Randimaxis

    Peace on Earth, goodwill to man (and pony):

    1. CheeryFox

      CheeryFox

      John Lennon was a beautiful man.

  12. Randimaxis

    Merry Christmas! *spooky, echoing laughter*: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcjG1iusl-Q

  13. Randimaxis

    Merry Christmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!!!!!:

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    2. Randimaxis

      Randimaxis

      *hugs*

    3. Bogrick Grey Mane

      Bogrick Grey Mane

      'Happy Xmas' Random *brohoofs* lurk lurk lurk

    4. Randimaxis

      Randimaxis

      And a mass of X's to you as well, Lord Boggy!

       

      }:>

  14. Randimaxis

    Merry Christmas, you Sopwith Camel, you:

  15. Randimaxis

    Merry Christmas... do you smell something?:

  16. Randimaxis

    ... jingle, jingle, jingle... *leaves you the Herbie Hancock collection* ... jingle, jingle, jingle...

  17. Randimaxis

    ... jingle, jingle, jingle... *leaves you a copy of the card game 'Chez Geek'* ... jingle, jingle, jingle...

    1. Yoshikupo

      Yoshikupo

      uh...OK

    2. Randimaxis

      Randimaxis

      *chuckle*

       

      Merry Christmas!

  18. Randimaxis

    ... jingle, jingle, jingle... *leaves you a truckful of Pocky* ... jingle, jingle, jingle...

  19. Randimaxis

    ... jingle, jingle, jingle... *leaves you a box of wingnuts... and a single screw* ... jingle, jingle, jingle...

    1. Wingnut

      Wingnut

      Uh, thanks, just what I always wanted. ^^;

    2. Randimaxis

      Randimaxis

      Merry Christmas!

  20. Randimaxis

    ... jingle, jingle, jingle... *leaves you a slick black leather strait jacket* ... jingle, jingle, jingle...

    1. Vulcan

      Vulcan

      *Angrily Grips Strait Jacket*

      This.....is......The best gift ever!

      Hench Man! send a thank you sphere back at the Lurker!

       

  21. Randimaxis

    ... jingle, jingle, jingle... *leaves you a brand new camping backpack* ... jingle, jingle, jingle...

    1. Vox

      Vox

      Ayyyy, maybe now i won't die out there!

    2. Randimaxis

      Randimaxis

      Merry Christmas!

  22. Randimaxis

    ... jingle, jingle, jingle... *leaves you the entire Walking Dead run of comics* ... jingle, jingle, jingle...

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    2. Vampira Heart

      Vampira Heart

      Your welcome my friend merry Christmas *huggs back*

    3. Randimaxis

      Randimaxis

      (Don't forget to update your list on your Request Shop, dearie!)

    4. Vampira Heart

      Vampira Heart

      Oh yeah I for got about that :3

  23. Randimaxis

    ... jingle, jingle, jingle... *leaves you a Pimp Cane w/a concealed rifle inside it* ... jingle, jingle, jingle...

  24. Randimaxis

    ... jingle, jingle, jingle... *leaves you a blank, leather-bound hardcover stetchbook* ... jingle, jingle, jingle...

    1. twilight24

      twilight24

      Thank you !

    2. Randimaxis

      Randimaxis

      Merry Christmas!

  25. Randimaxis

    ... jingle, jingle, jingle... *leaves you a purple jet-ski* ... jingle, jingle, jingle...

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