Randimaxis

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"And, in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make." - you-know-who

That thing about the Bible on your profile? THAT is a joyful noise, my friend. *PSALM 100* }:>

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One in the hand is worth more than one in someone else's hand.

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"Sun shines... and people forget." - The Who, 'Eminence Front'

An apple a day keeps the farmers paid.

Even a stopped clock's right twice a day... but there's no excuse for not replacing it.

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