Quinch

So help me, he looks like he's condescendingly explaining something to another kaiju, complete with air quotation marks.

This seems vaguely appropriate;

https://thefump.com/music/lyrics/snoopy-the-dogg

Huh, that is useful!

If your ponysona had a cutie mark, what would it be and what would it symbolize?

Bonus points if you can make up a good story about getting it.

Hi!

What can you tell me about your fursona?

The Blanks are taking over!

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Leaders emerge as a reflection of the whole. The potential for anything is always there, but the whole chooses what to support.
A good leader is first and foremost not a commander, but a teacher and student. Then respect is not commanded, but earned. Through wisdom. Through a natural understanding of what matters. That is inner strength.

This is a great way to put it. I've seen too many "leaders", both fictional and in real life, who mistook leadership for the idea of control, and failed miserably at both.

Well, one can hardly claim they're anything but professional. When they lost my wedding ring {to be used at said wedding} they wasted no time trying to charge for the service of losing it.

Heh, true. Kinda forgot about that one.

The Commodore 64 was sometimes nicknamed as the Breadbox, due to its distinct shape.

Breadbox represent!

Oh, weird. It kinda cut off on the page-saving. Let's try this instead.

WELL THEN!!

-blocks you-

Yes, a while back.
Yes, I did, mostly

1 hour ago, Bas said:

So this is how my elevator looks like:

It would be hilarious if they coded the elevator for "We're sorry, the elevator's current occupancy exceeds maximum weight capacity."

Welcome to Retail Reality, where it's always Something Season!

Well, shit man.

I hope you feel better by now.

If not... well, tell me if I can help.

I'm sorry life has been shitty for you. We've all been there, in one form or another, and things eventually do get better.

That said, is there anything I, or we can do to try and make it better now?

The motorized stuff isn't my forte. I assume repainting isn't much of an option?

I'm partial to PR3ncess. Although Pinkie looks best to me. 

Hey, keep bringing it up! It's always nice to hear happy life stories!

Whoah dude, congratulations! Now I'm curious, what kinda stories do you write?

Take your time - I won't start for a few days, I'm sick as all heck and I'm sure it'll take me a while to record my stuff.

7 hours ago, Inspector Clouseau said:

I’m trash at female voices

Oh man, can I relate. I might experiment with changing the pitch or something like that, but really, whatever you're comfortable with. For what it's worth, I have a version here that has the dialogue highlighted.