Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean. Causing a commotion. Coz' they are so awesome. Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean. Pretty big and pretty white, they beat a polar bear in a fight. Like an underwater unicorn, they got a kick ass facial horn. They're the jedi of the sea. They stop Cthulhu eating thee.
NARWHALS, THEY ARE NARWHALS! NARWHALLS! (just don't let em' touch your balls) NARWHALS, THEY ARE NARWHALS! NARWHALS! Inventors of the shish kabob .