DixonTheAdversary

I don't have any mental diseases (That I know of), but I do spend too much time on the internet.

The thing that I really want most gone is hypnotizing yourself to be a pony. The reason I say this is because it is down right STUPID (Sorry if you have done it, I am directing any hate towards anyone, I just don't like the idea). Now, I have read the disclaimer several times over and I think the disadvantages outweigh the advantage. I would rather read a whole terms and conditions than hypnotise myself as a pony. Now, to quote Jeff Foxworthy: "Nine times out of ten, the side-effects are fifty times worse than what the thing cures. It's like, "Try new Fluorofluor. For itchy, watery eyes, it's Fluorofluor. Side effects may include: nausea, vomiting, water weight gain, lower back pain, receding hairline, eczema, seporiasoriasis, itching, chafing clothing, liver spots, blood clots, ringworm, excessive body odor, uneven tire wear, pyorrhea, gonorrhea, diarrhea, halitosis, scoliosis, loss of bladder control, hammertoe, the shanks, low sperm count, warped floors, cluttered drawers, hunchback, heart attack, low resale value on your home... feline leukemia, athlete's foot, head lice, clubfoot, MS, MD, VD, fleas, anxiety, sleeplessness, drowsiness, poor gas mileage, tooth decay, parvo, warts, unibrow, lazy eye, fruit flies, chest pains, clogged drains, hemorrhoids, dry heaving and sexual dysfunction." I'm watching it, going, "You know what? I'll just have itchy, watery eyes..."

No amount of money can make me do this... (I'm a hard-headed individual so please, don't try to negotiate) There are several reasons why I don't want to do this, for one I do just fine with my imagination. Plus, I am NOT the kind of person that likes to try new things (hypnotism being one of them). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNvgwBm3jC0

One question: Does he have kids? The reason I ask this is because my science teacher has some MLP merch displayed in the classroom, and he has children that he has watched it with.