Lunar Echo

*is posted a yandere vampire audio RP*

 WAA-Ha! You DORK!

 Eeeeeeeeeeverybeing knows the Yandere WEREWOLF is where it’s at!!!

 It’s so adorable. That girl clearly doesn’t have an intimidating bone in her body! Think asmr in general has that misguided adorable pretentiousness to it! 

What’re you worried about, L’Echo? Japan seems like the most Western foreign place you could be! They adopt American cuisine, wear unintelligable english on their clothes & even play untranslated American pop songs everywhere! Passerbys often jump at the chance to teach you japanese!

 Hey! If a throbbing bedsore like me can galumph around like a sleepy bear out here, then you can ONLY have yourself a higher shot here! Reckon ahm about as Western county as Applejack!

 Yeeeee-Haw! 

Because they have specific Desktop Spinosaurus Models we don't have in this country.

I understand, Japan is a neat place but it's hard.