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  1. StormLantern the 1st

    Sorry all, but I've moved on. I'll check my messages occasionally, but you're better off getting in touch with me at one of the links on my profile. Thanks for everything.

    1. TheRockARooster

      TheRockARooster

      I don't know you but I wish you all the best.

       

      *hugs* Take care.

    2. ThePiDay

      ThePiDay

      Goodbye man, I'll miss you

  2. StormLantern the 1st

    Hey, everypony. I haven't had much to say on here for the last couple of weeks, so I think I'm gonna take a break for the rest of December. I'll let y'all know when I get back. Sleep well, my little ponies.

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    A werewolf? But I like my insides.
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    When I got here a couple months ago, I answered Heterosexual, but I have since changed my answer to Asexual. I'm still not entirely sure if I'm hetero- or bi-romantic. I haven't had a lot of chances to check.
  5. StormLantern the 1st
    I use gray, but don't usually notice the difference. My brain has auto-correct.
  6. StormLantern the 1st
    Meson Storm Sounds like something from Star Trek. "Sir! We have a meson storm off the port bow!" "Scotty! I need all the power you can give me!"
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    Why wouldn't I be friends with them? I deal with people every day who could make my life hell, or even kill me without much effort, but don't because they're generally good people. If the robots are really like you describe, then I'd have no problem befriending them.
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    Go download "Dr. Langeskov, The Tiger And The Terribly Cursed Emerald: A Whirlwind Heist" right now. Don't look up reviews or any info; you want to go in as blind as possible. It's free, on Steam, and only about 15 minutes long. Go play it!

  9. StormLantern the 1st
    There's just something about being a fox that makes running and jumping and climbing super fun to do. Ever hear of runner's high? It's something like that. Other than that, my favorite thing to do is find someplace quiet, preferably with a nice view of the area, and meditate a little bit. It's not really meditation in the traditional sense-No clearing of the mind, or anything like that-but more getting my thoughts in order. A chance to calm down and reflect on life. I mentioned above that I can change between being a fox and a unicorn. This is a physical, magical transformation, not simply an illusion. I am as much a pony as I am a fox. While I can't use unicorn magic in fox form, my transformation between the two is activated in a similar way, and that's all I have to say about it. In unicorn form, I can do the typical levitation/telekinesis spells, though I'm not particularly strong in that area. My cutie mark gives me the ability to create and manipulate magical light sources. While most unicorns can cast light spells, many of those are limited to the horn or the area immediately around it. That is not the case with my magic. Not only can I light areas away from myself, I can "set and forget" a lightsource that, while it will continue to draw magic from me, doesn't need my direct attention. I can have these lights float in place, move in patterns, or attach to objects or even other ponies! Sorry about that, I always get a little excited when talking about magic.
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    A penguin in a suit? I'm already dead from the d'awwwwwwwww.
  11. StormLantern the 1st
    Obvious: CMC The Sunbutts P0N13S Pastel Horses Princess of the Night Subtle(er): The Destiny Crusaders The Hairpiece Six Daughters of the Sun Golden Harvest Crazy Oatmeal Shining Armor
  12. StormLantern the 1st
    Hey there, ASGARDIANBRONY. Hmm. A christian and mythologist? An exceedingly rare breed, indeed. Welcome to the forums.
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    The power to, at any time, know whether or not someone is thinking about cheese. The power to sense the fifth-closest person, but not the power to sense who they are. The power to make any internet video slightly less popular. The power to forget where you left your keys. The power to turn into a cat, but not the power to change back into a hooman.
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    I hide behind a cute, playful, sometimes childish demeanor, but I am perfectly capable of doing many non-cute, non-playful, non-childish things. I am tricky, and occasionally clever. There is little that is beyond my reach (physically or otherwise).
  15. StormLantern the 1st
    I can make you look at that thing on your left foot. Surprise! There's nothing on your left foot!
  16. StormLantern the 1st

    Hmm. Up all night, and I didn't even play any Fallout. Something might be wrong with me.

    1. Untitled Goose Q

      Untitled Goose Q

      You are dead.

  17. StormLantern the 1st
    Unfortunately, no. I thought I was gonna get to go to BABScon 2016 (that's how I found this forum), but things didn't work out. Unless something changes, I may not get to go to any pony convention before the movie releases.
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    A Knife Block. Won't work for that pocket knife, but I'm sure he's got other knives.
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    1129
  20. StormLantern the 1st
    Storm Wolves Isn't that a Space Marines chapter?
  21. StormLantern the 1st
    259 Step 1: Obtain foam bat (or sword). Step 2: Make a pile of all the DVDs in the store (Just the DVDs. No Blu-rays, CDs, or games). Step 3: Hide in pile of DVDs. Step 4: When someone tries to take a DVD, leap out of the pile screaming "FLUFFY WORMS!" and beat them with the foam bat until they drop the DVD. Step 5: Return DVD to pile. Repeat steps 3-5 until thrown out of the store.
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    Ok, sure. Just let me grab my phone for a minute. *Texts Buzz Lightyear*
  23. StormLantern the 1st
    I know who took Waldo's hat.
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    It is now illegal to shave your bear without a permit. Unlicensed hairless bears will be impounded.
  25. StormLantern the 1st
    I'm in Maneteca (Manteca) Californeigh (California) right now, but I'll probably move to Pinto (Reno), Neighvada (take a guess) by the middle of next year. Indineigh? Manedia?
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