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  1. Have you heard the legend of "La Corona Llorona"?

    Surely a few of you who follow ghost stories will have heard of "La Llorona", but this is a new thing... :mlp_huh:

    The story goes that, there was once a young woman who had her whole life ahead of her, but one day she fell deathly ill, and couldn't go out anymore because she was worried what she had was contagious. As she got weaker and weaker, she went to a doctor to find out why her strength was dwindling so rapidly and she wasn't getting any better...

    Turns out, she was patient zero of the newest strain of Coronavirus - COVID-19.

    She was told there was nothing they could do to save her, as she had only gotten worse like nothing the doctors had ever seen before...

    Not only that, but she had also been told she infected others around her - and this made her inconsolable. She could never recover from the fact that the plague she had spread, and seemed to be getting bigger and bigger at alarming rates.

    Her last words were a curse upon herself and the day she was born, spoken in Spanish.

    Legend has it that she still watches over us as a spirit...an angry, vengeful spirit. She has unfinished business, and has taken matters into her own ghostly hands to stop the spread of the Coronavirus!

    Now, people have been mysteriously getting sick from seemingly nowhere, and some have even been disappearing...

    The legend states that the only way to avoid her wrath is to STAY HOME. You will also be safe so long as you are only going out to take care of a family member, or if you are going to work, or going to pick up prescription medicine or any essential tasks.

    However, if you go out just for social reasons...you know what happens, don't you? :fabulous:

    They say she will infect you with Coronavirus if you go out irresponsibly, just for fun...and if you go out while you're already infected with COVID-19, then she will STEAL YOUR SOUL AND FEED YOUR BONES TO THE CERBERUS!

    And if you don't believe the legend of La Corona Llorona, that's fine, but...ever wonder why the authorities are pretending they don't know who the first person to contract the virus is? :umad:

    So if you're wise, take the lesson of the story home with you, and think over it...it's a simple one, for sure, and that lesson is...


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