Kagami-sama

But women already rule... I don't get this whole patriarchy thing. If the patriarchy is a real thing, then damn we men suck at it...

Mug... I guess everyone likes mug lol

I have a fear of lightning. About a year ago, while driving home from work, my car was struck by a lightning bolt. Thank God nothing happened to my car lol. And just a few days ago a pole, about 3 feet away from my window, was struck. That loud crack scared the living poop outta me! And the lightning caused my circuit breaker--which was right next to me--to send out sparks! I'm not joking when say that I thought I was gonna die! It ruined most of my electronics... So yeah... I hate lightning!

Five Finger Death Punch and Disturbed are generally the only two metal bands that I listen too.

I actually own all three. But my primary phone is iOS( iPhone 5s ) Android: Too customizable. I have a hard enough time figuring out what wallpaper I want to use let alone theme, shape, size etc... Windows: Beautiful UI but a lack of apps... iOS: Simple design and simple to use.

Parking safety shouldn't be a problem as most bikes can lock the wheel in place. When the moped is off, turn the wheel to the left while turning the key in the opposite direction of starting it. This should lock the wheel in a left turning position. People won't be able to simple roll it away and it's too heavy to pick up. Of course that doesn't mean people can simple toss it in the back of a pick up truck and drive off with it. But that's unlikely ever going to happen as it's simply not worth all the effort for a moped. Weather to avoid would be rain and snow. I've driven in heavy rain before and it didn't give me any problems. But it's hard to see if you're wearing a helmet. And those rain drops feel like needles poking you! It's hurts! lol Laws may differ from state to state, but in most states, you are REQUIRED to drive and follow the some rules and laws as cars. So you must drive in the center of your lane. Driving on the shoulder is illegal unless you're going way under the speed limit and thus causing traffic behind you. In which case you may move to the shoulder lane to let cars pass you. Driving on the highway is, in most states, illegal if your moped is under 150cc. But the highway is required to have signs stating that. So if there's no sign, no problem driving there. But beyond that,driving a moped isn't much different than driving a car( legally speaking ). Now in regards to tips: Always wear a helmet. duh Try to wear long pants and shirts. This'll ensure you won't get road burn in the event of an accident. BUT make sure you clothing is as tight to you skin as possible. Anything too baggy can act like a parachute and slow you down when driving. Follow traffic laws as any car would. When stopping at a red light( or in general ) place BOTH feet on the ground. Take care of your moped. Check the oil and such. You take care of your moped, your moped will take care of you. Remember to turn OFF your blinker! I can't tell you how many times I forgot to turn that damn thing off and just kept on driving like an idiot... lol Unlike cars, with bikes you have to manually turn them off. That's about it. Oh and last but not least, don't be a dick. Be respectful to the drivers around you. And if you see another biker driving by you and he/she waves at you, return the wave. If not, don't. The biker wave is a way to acknowledge other bikers. However, most bickers don't consider mopeds and dirt bikes to be TRUE bikers. But if they wave at you first, take some pride and wave back. Edit: So many typos! <_>

I used to drive a small little 50cc moped. I still have it sitting in my back yard. What kind of advice are you looking for?

When I think of classic games, I think of Atomic Bomberman and Rayman. Oh and the sims. lol?

Masturbation... What? Don't give me that look... It's perfectly natural!

I'm schizophrenic and I'm not even close to insane. Edit: If you want to experience TRUE insanity, try taking 6mg of risperidone everyday! That damn thing brings on a whole new meaning to the word zombified!

It depends on what kind of party. And what your definition of "party" is. If it's a LAN party, then hell yeah! Other then that... Not really. My ideal party would be a couple of guys sitting on a couch, getting drunk, hooking the couch to a truck, and going couch surfing!

Penicillin and dairy. When I was a kid, I had a bad case of scarlet fever. So the doctor gave me some sweet ass penicillin and shortly after I went into anaphylactic shock. All the more reasons I hate going to the doctor's! And I'm lactose intolerant. But I eat cheese anyways, 'cause I'm a rebel!

I'm single and I'd like to keep it that way. I've had way too many relationships in the past. Each and everyone of them sucked balls( there's a joke in there, but I'll spare you ) In fact, just recently, I've had two girls "confess" their love for me... That was awkward...

Oy I forgot. Like @@Emiko Gale, I've spent some time in a mental hospital. That was the WORST two months of my life. Not that it was bad or anything, the people were nice and all. It was just sooooooooooooo damn boring... I was on 3mg of risperidone which made me feel like a zombie plus being stuck in a room for two month is just.... blah... No words could describe the sheer boredom I was going through. On the plus side, in my "spare" time, I managed to watch the entire George Lopez series and Code Geass. It hurts sticking two needles in my toe and then watching them cut my toe open. And then there's the healing time. I cringe just thinking about it!

I've had four surgeries: One for a broken wrist and three for ingrown toenails... The broken wrist sounds cooler though.

Cocaine addiction... Been getting help, but life has been pushing be back to my old habits. I'm not proud of what I'm doing, but I can only take baby steps in freeing myself from this mess. Thinking about rehab, but I'm too scared about letting people know irl. So that's my current life struggle. Which ironically was meant to "cure" my original struggles( I'm schizophrenic )...

Absolutely! I love children! I'd rather spend my time watching Pepa Pig and Dora with my 4 y.o niece than hang out with boring adults. I made the mistake of introducing my niece to YouTube on my xbox and showed her some play doh videos. Now every damn morning she literally jumps on my bed begging me to watch play doh with her! This has been going on for about 2 and a half years(since she was about 2). And you know what... Now I'm hooked on it as well. Disney Cars Toy Club, CookieSwirlC, and AllToyCollector are just some of the names people with young kids with YouTube access should be familiar with. Oh and those cheesy 3D Elsa dance singalongs. Also, when I was in high school I'd spend most of my getting chased all over the school by elementary school kids( which was in the same building ) They thought it was just a funny game. But I was running for my bloody life!! All in all, I do get along with children and can't wait to have some of my own!

If had a quarter for every time someone said that to me I'd be rich. lol But thanks!